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@PalominoOMG @Victorshi2020 LGBTQ are NOT pedophiles! Get that straight (pun intended), you bigot.

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@vdotedgy @tweetofgodsmum Situation Normal, All F'd Up. Wartime military acronym.

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@joncoopertweets Better than he deserves.

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@JoJoFromJerz The film of the Hindenburg disaster - the reporter's anguished voice, 'Oh, the humanity!'

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@joncoopertweets BLUE!!

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@JoJoFromJerz Some Like It Hot

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@DannyDeraney @Crosbydoggy That can be very damaging to your dog's eyes. Ask your vet.

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@SteffyFQueen @BandB_CBS Stepdaughter

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@merissa_thaver Nor are Steffy & Kelly his sisters! This may have been written by AI (a faulty version).

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@Acyn Ford was far from "the only unelected president in American history". Many previous cases of vice presidents assuming the office after the unplanned departure of their predecessor. They may have been elected to the office later, but that's not how they first got there.

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@BobNewhart So after the ceremony, did you go back and resume your blind date? (jk)

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@OdedRechavi Stickshift

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@JoJoFromJerz Al Franken

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@joncoopertweets Buried on one of his golf courses.

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@DonLew87 That's not the 401. It is the Ohio turnpike.

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@GeorgeTakei The basement of Mar-A-Lago (he's already started the collection, with the classified documents)

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@konuofficical This would only work with straight-grained wood.

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@joncoopertweets Tom Hanks

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@donwinslow Big Chill, Some Like It Hot

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@soapcentral I hope they stick to it.