Paul Small

Drinker of tea, eater of crumpets.

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@toadmeister If only he could stop them from attempting to cross..

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@TomK_Brit1993 Same arse, different cheek.

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@buffalo_xyz British pigeons forming a queue to get their grain

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@peterkyle Better have a word in the ear of Rachel.

[BabelColour @StuartHumphryes]

I have cleaned-up this fabulous Autochrome of the great actress Sarah Bernhardt (1844-1923) dressed as Cleopatra - a role she made her own back in the 1890s. Here she resurrects the character for the Lumiere brothers in 1907.
The portrait was taken in colour 119 years ago and isn't colourised.

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@StuartHumphryes We all need a Sarah in our lives.

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@_1jiis The Misu Valley wraps around the great city state of Venice.

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@AlbionMang @AndyBurnhamGM @ashtontownfc And more...

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@GHWTowler You have to admire his selflessness...

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@theduckposter That moment when you nearly miss the buffet..

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@Heccles94 So you are saying we give up eating?
Got it.

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@wolfncrisis Fluffy

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@justdavenow89 Just imagine how you will feel when Elon opens up businesses in GB

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@AndrewHWestern He's 100% accurate isn't he?

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@CarlBovisNature He looks how I feel this morning!
Great shot

[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

Buy a print of my cartoons at https://t.co/ILFJjPmckx

Original artwork from https://t.co/bVPAkgE34y

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@therealmissjo @CanonFrancais Great idea!

[Paul Small @RatzTale1970]

@Turmaine You could get more attention if you walked around in a sandwich board stating "The End is Nigh"