Dwigt Rortugal

hijinks, tomfoolery, mischief & shenanigans

[Slippy @slippyslip4]

@AshStash__ I tried

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

the knicks have *still* not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

The left is doing everything in their power to prevent you from seeing this. This completely destroys their entire narrative.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[Dwigt Rortugal @Rauer_2]

@MomasThorgan can imagine your chairman would as well. Didn’t realise he only had 1 year left but that’s still ridiculous. Need a bidding war ASAP

[Dwigt Rortugal @Rauer_2]

@trequartbeasta Family member of a player getting taken by ICE is nailed on

[M @riplinha]

#PrideMonth

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[$100,000 crab @punishedmonet]

Something so insane about everything here I keep nearly laughing and then feeling bad for the dog and stopping

[sage @btwnrevolutions]

Spent 30 panicked minutes searching for Bennie after he ran away after medicine time only to find him stoned out of his mind and chilling in the washer

[Dwigt Rortugal @Rauer_2]

Dreaming of ekitike semenyo style role

[Asim @asim_lfc]

Iraola has his Senesi (VVD), He has his Alex Scott (Szoboszlai) even though there is room for AS to come too. He has his Kroupi (10) in Wirtz (connector + goal threat) but he doesn’t have a Tyler Adams. That No 6 needs to protect and jump aggressively. #LFC

[that's not me @LeoInABag]

the days in which we were winning every single week and Slot kept bringing people to his penintentiary is what I'll choose to remember him by

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Anfield Fix @AnfieIdFix]

That Slot letter man...

[palis low block at the san siro 🔜 @volvicstorm98]

26 mid ass players that all despise each other and a RO16 exit pending. THIS is the England I grew up with. This is the England I'm comfortable with. I will never forgive Southgate for trying to make them nice boys that win things with the power of friendship. Knocked me sick

[milk @milkinhisbag]

bro there’s no way head scratches feel THIS good

[Noot Noot🐧 @PunishedPingu]

Fox News says Hasan Piker used a antisemitic trope by saying Israel advocacy groups pushed for his ban. And then in the following sentence details how said groups pushed for his ban.

[brian @brianonhere]

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—

Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—

Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?

Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

[audrey @phlegmme]

Roast battling a guy with no arms and a colostomy bag and a peg leg but I don’t mention any of that stuff and just keep calling him gay