Rauw Alejandro

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[Fernando @mmnnttll]

Respondí una llamada del trabajo en inglés en la fila de los helados

[guilherme. @assChorao]

Quando eu vejo o número 67 e ao invés de ler sessenta e sete,eu leio six seven

[idc @Yuverse280767]

2020: Bro, there's a website called Chat GPT I use it to do my homework.

2026:

[Jéssica @unamuchachitaa]

En medio de la peor tusa de mi vida y llorando a más no poder van llegando a tocarme la puerta los vecinos (dos niños de 10 y 5 años), para pedirme que les cuide su pez hasta el sábado. Se cancela la depresión por el momento, hay misión secundaria.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me:

[zero @zero77602207]

"DONDE ESTAN LAS MUJERES CASADAAAS!!!???"

[Gus @gus_aragon]

Estamos en la parte de la película donde el científico avisa y nadie le da pelota 🍿

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

GPT watching me ask which air fryer to buy while OpenAI’s other agents are solving Millennium Prize problems

[Carlitros. @LavastidaCarlos]

Mi pago para no generar intereses es del doble de lo que pensaba

[André Benedetti @A_Benedetti65]

Tomando banho de 3 minutos para que meus amigos possam continuar usando IA para ver como ficariam vestidos nos anos 80

[El Tío Fiscal® @TioFiscal]

No chinguen, tienen más de 45 y todavia preguntan como se verian en los 80´s solo suban una foto suya y listo.

Ridículos. jajajajajajajjajajajajaa

[Ing. Promedi0 @IngPromedi0]

Chatgepet asme como me véria enlos ochenta🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️jjjaaa chatgepet nomames paresco del estrenyer ting😂chatgepet asme como si fuera de 1887😁ano mames con tuberculosis chatgepete te pasas😂chatgepet asme 793 antes decristo

[Sam Smith ☀️⚡️⭐️ @LiberTexanus175]

If you’re going to wear a suit. Wear fucking dress shoes.

I’m so sick of this fag-fad of wearing sneakers with suits.

[Cheche @cheche4343]

Empecé un nuevo mundo de Minecraft con mis primos y mi hermana para jugar sin prisas y pasarla bien como antes.
Dos horas después, mi hermana ya empezó a usar palabras como "optimizar" "automatización" "granjas de tal" "esclavizar aldeanos"

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

September in Texas brings a cold front that drops the night to sixty degrees.

At 11:00 PM on Friday, my neighbor Hank lit a fire inside a welded steel cylinder that looks like a miniature steam locomotive.

Hank is sixty-four. His wife died in July.
I saw the hickory smoke drift past my fence and walked over.

Hank was sitting on a green nylon lawn chair with a headlamp on.

He did not say good evening. He threw a cold Shiner Bock toward my chest.

I caught it with two hands.

A thirteen-pound slab of raw brisket lay on butcher paper.
"When do we eat?" I asked.
"Three tomorrow," Hank said.
"What do we do until three tomorrow?"
"Watch it."

There is no process. There is only sitting in the dark, staring at a needle on a brass gauge between 225 and 250 degrees.

We stayed in that driveway for eight hours.
Hank added one log of seasoned post oak every forty-five minutes.

He did not discuss his wife.
I did not offer condolences.

At 3:15 AM, he said, "Too much white smoke is dirty. You want thin blue. Blue means it's sweet."

I watched the chimney. The smoke was translucent blue against the autumn stars.

"Thin blue," I agreed.

He nodded once.

A man’s grief cannot be addressed with conversation. It must be converted into oak smoke and driven through fourteen pounds of beef until the collagen breaks.

At 3:00 PM on Saturday, he cut a slice with a dull knife. It fell apart under its own weight.

He handed me the burnt end on a slice of cheap white bread.

"Salt and pepper," he said. "Nothing else."

I bit into it.

The meat wept. Hank looked at the grass.

Neither of us cried, but we did not have to.
The steer had done it for us.

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Pra quem não sabe, essa é a sensação de almoçar pela primeira vez em um emprego novo

[Lucho @LuchoCardenasCa]

Una mujer que no tiene para regalar una PS5 Pro y GTA VI no debería estar buscando novio.

Debería estar buscando es trabajo.