Raunchy Tweets

We're everything you ever wanted to say but never had the guts or man-juice to do so.

[Raunchy Tweets @RaunchayTweets]

nothing better than getting a SLOPPY bj from a girl who loves giving bjs.

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Whenever I'm having a bad day I just remember how dope my girlfriend's pussy is.

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just came in my girlfriend's mouth. THATS RIGHT OTHER MEN! BE JEALOUS.

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Asian girls with giant boobs are like a paradox of nature.

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Why do I always wake up SO fucking horny

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Im probably alone in this, but I bet Ellen Page has just the tightest, nicest pussy of all time.

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@IloveKross6661 cheer up honey let me dump on your chest

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Why is the G spot in an impossible area for a normal penis to reach :(( fuck

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I feel bad for the girls I fuck. They're sore for weeks in the taint area

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I hate going in clubs because I see all these girls I wanna fuck but am too ugly to have a chance.

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Do anorexic/bulimic girls poop?

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Fuck your couch!

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Cant wait for summer! Bikinis make it so much easier to eye rape you.

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If I compliment a girl, and she reply's "Fuck You!"....that means she wants the D right?

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I thought about you today =] while I was taking a shit..

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Follow for follow?? (which really means retweet this, follow us, and we're just going to watch you idiots think we'll follow you)

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Still waiting for the girls who can ride my dick like a pro. God damn amatures...

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I swear I see more kids with downs at Trader Joes than anywhere else. It's like their gathering place or something.

[Raunchy Tweets @RaunchayTweets]

I don't have a dirty mind, I just have a sexy imagination.

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Ladies!!! Don't forget to suck some balls while you're at it.