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@BenBradleyTV @ctoner @hannahmeisel @GovRauner @Brooke0115 We hear Squeezy gave better hugs. Our wings can only do so much.

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@mariecarnes @hannahmeisel @GovRauner Aw, thank you! We are three pea brains, the odds of us saying something coherent are multiplied.

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@hannahmeisel @GovRauner We miss you all.

We now get zoom messages from Gov. Rauner in Florida. Even our pea brains are confused why he calls us.

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Memo lining our cages this evening?
Bruce Rauner to @nbcchicago
“I nearly destroyed the state for an agenda I could never pass. Can I say stuff to sound oblivious to the damage I caused to make myself look foolish one more time? #twill

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@hannahmeisel @AgNews_Otto @thedailylineIL You keep writing, we’ll keep reading, WiFi permitting, of course!

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@hannahmeisel @thedailylineIL We connect now to the house WiFi, the goats are smart and figured it all out. So far, no one has eaten us. Thanks for the shout out!

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@hannahmeisel @JohnAmdor Thank you. We keep busy, our pea brains get distracted easily so we get all the campaign ads from 2014 on a loop until we lay eggs. That usually gets us in high gear to lay eggs faster. Also we’re “audio book” chickens, as our beaks rip multiple page things easily.

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@hannahmeisel @JohnAmdor We were authorized to use the WiFi at the ranch to remind that we ate props and can’t be official birds of anything. Otherwise we become lunch. Also @hannahmeisel, we miss you and Illinois.

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We chickens want to thank all that followed @GovRauner’s memos these past 4,400 or so tweets. Unless we find another WiFi source, or get more memos, or @BruceRauner decides to get involved in politics again, we don’t expect to tweet, but we’ll still follow you all. Thanks! #twill

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Memo lining our cages this AM? @GovRauner to us chickens, “Today is the last day you all will get WiFi. You highlighted my memos and after today there will be no more memos to write. You all can retire with the costumes, and all of things phony that was my term.” #twill

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@1980reagan @GovRauner We’re told @GovRauner can’t wait for tomorrow to come, as he looked for people to run in his place after the primary and be governor anyway.

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Memo lining our cages this AM? @GovRauner to Illinois GA “Those last vetoes, bills that passed with overwhelming support, I explained why I vetoed, but in reality I vetoed those bills out of pure spite, anger, & being embarrassed by my loss. I feel better after doing it.” #twill

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@Norseman_IL @GovRauner We’ve formulated an escape plan, if tomorrow goes bad for us. The costumes arrived last week so we’re hoping it’s retirement for all of us here at the ranch. We’re supposedly a protected breed, but we fry up like any other chicken. Our pea brains try to forget that.

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Memo lining our cages this AM? @GovRauner to @ilgop “This is my last Saturday as governor. I plan on getting breakfast somewhere and doing a good food review, pictures included.” #twill

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Memo lining our cages this AM? @GovRauner for @Paulvallas “Yeah, I endorsed you. Yes, it’s as bad as it seems. Sorry.” #twill

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Memo lining our cages this AM? @GovRauner to Speaker Madigan “I heard what you said in your speech. Now you know why I was looking for someone else to run and take my place.” #twill

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Memo lining our cages this AM? @GovRauner to 101st General Assembly “I fear for Illinois because of you. Be glad I represent a minority view in Illinois. Sour grapes taste sour.” #twill

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Memo lining our cages this AM? @GovRauner to Illinois General Assembly “Why couldn’t I get the cooperation you’re pledging @JBPritzker? Didn’t I threaten you enough?” #twill

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Memo lining our cages this AM? @GovRauner to Illinois General Assembly “Let’s not make any more news where you vote on things to make me look bad. I only have one week left, let’s make this a quiet week.” #twill