Raven

[Melvin of York @MelvinofYork]

I will say "bless you" for up to three sneezes in a ten-minute period. Any sneezes beyond that will go unblessed and you can go to hell

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Talk to em 88 💪🏿⭐️

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[said @petitedj]

why is it always like this

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶 ✴︎ @mariaoarchive]

please don’t underestimate my ability to forget the contents of a book I loved deeply

[🌤️❤️‍🔥👰🏼‍♀️ @aloi_asaf]

Me if you even care

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[ajk @AlexisJKostun]

misogyny! thanks for asking!!

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

sagittarius, you were right.

[crys; 🏈 @crystalscuor]

george & claire kittle are forever goals 🥹

[Kayla Guo @kaylaguo_]

President Obama just appeared at a taco restaurant in Austin with @jamestalarico and @GinaHinojosaTX.

They chatted with restaurant goers and as he left, Obama said, “remember to vote!” to big cheers:

[★Briana★ @briana__gomez]

Gina Hinojosa at the Texas House Public Education committee calling out how the STAAR test is ineffective for evaluating students, how AI in schools is experimenting w students education, and addressing public school closures? Put her as Governor now! Texas needs her leadership

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Talking about songwriting > Talking about anything else. Thank you @joecoscarelli and @nytmag. I had the (NY) Time of my life 😎

📷: Stefan Ruiz
🎥: Joshua Charow 

https://t.co/MRodcF5j1n

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

If your husband’s name is Seth and he lives in Oak View, CA and drives a white ford truck you should know that he just got hit on by a woman at the gas station while he was filling up his tank and when she asked for his number he said, and I quote:

“My wife is waiting for me at home, at the home I built for us and our 4 kids… I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve got no use for your phone number.” And when I tell you the grin I gave that man, and the grin that woman gave that man, oof! Seth’s wife, you chose well. 😘

~ thewriterjess (threads)

[✒️ @Literariium]

i could be meaner

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Amazing how quickly “gun violence” matters when there’s a golden ballroom attached to it, but not when it’s children sitting in class.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me walking into work 15 minutes late knowing they can't fire me because I do the work of 3 people