Raven Perrin

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

I want nothing more than to be asleep right now.

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

It’s me 🙋🏽‍♀️

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

I ate five spoonfuls of ice cream before coming to my massage appt. Is that considered the adult version of pregaming? 🤔

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

@tee_feisty Every single bit of it, sis. Didn’t make no damn sense.

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

@tee_feisty SAY IT AGAIN ONE MORE TIME PLZ!!

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

@mmcclinton16 I’m sure you’ll find your way to one before summer is over

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

Glad I’m not the only person who immediately thought this when I saw that this was equivalent to one bite of the spaghetti I made for dinner 🤨🫠🥴

[Cardi BTEC @amelia_perrin]

the pasta portion size at kourtney kardashian’s wedding is the one of the saddest things i’ve ever seen

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

@Section_Sam Bro you can’t fire me 😂 I called back eventually!

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

@tee_feisty Body is BANGIN’ Tee!! I see you girl 👀👀

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

So my dad is in the background listening into me and mom’s conversation over FaceTime and has the nerve to say “WHY YOU WALKING AROUND WITH DEHYDRATED HAIR?” 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ needless to say, I went through a whole wash day routine because this lady and my dad hurt my feelings 😂😅

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

Was telling my mom that the front desk lady at the chiropractors office today asked me if I had gotten a new hair style & I replied (hesitantly with a nervous laugh) that I hadn’t & that it was just super curly today and maybe it was the crazy weather. ~continued in🧵

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

So I’m over here telling my mom that this lady inadvertently called me nappy headed without saying it. I honestly think she thought it was wig but let’s be real, my hair was just dry and crunchy and needed to be brought back to life 🥴🤷🏽‍♀️

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

It doesn’t matter how many times I watch The Bernie Mac show, it literally gets funnier every time. Being grown brings a whole new level of understanding to this show and I don’t even have kids ☠️😂

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

@tee_feisty Amen! I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

@tee_feisty Right!! Like sir I’m using your body heat to warm up. Get used to it 🙄

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

@tee_feisty My bf literally JUST said this to me 😂😂

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

@mmcclinton16 5*

[Raven Perrin @Raven2Sassy]

@loudbama Same sis!! Screaming “AYE GET IT” at my damn phone 😂