Raven Inkwell

(Parody Account ✒️)

Probably if not the best and most busy assistant in all of canterlot.

(You should be taking things I say as a joke preferably.)

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

It is high time I take personal inquiries. I am a busy mare though I shall try my best.

https://t.co/ujz7vHqsIs

Dont go crazy. I will find you and tax you if you do.

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@Hunterluye Ah. I was just going to send him to New Mareland. The accents over there get worse and he'll be forced to eat beans on toast.

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

So far today has led up to blueblood being deemed an enemy of equestria.

I didn't like him though I didn't expect this.

Am I feeling ill? Why aren't I cheering that I'll no longer have to read his letters..

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@Hunterluye I've an idea. Patience.

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@PrincessSunnyD I don't even know anymore, your majesty. I have seen three other Twilight's and two yous in the past 72 hours. I am mildly concerned.

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

Good evening your majesty. I uh heard from Blueblood you revoked his title? May I inquire on why? For record keeping and also possibly to talk with you on it? Surely it cannot be that bad. Yes he can be alot but revoke his titles?

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@PrincessTwily__ // Nooo

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@canterlotprince @PrincessSunnyD // Trust the process. We are in some marvel multiverse shenanigans era at this point

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@PrincessSunnyD Supposedly so. Though with the whole multiple variations of ponies I've met within the recent... 2 weeks. This is all so confusing

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@canterlotprince That. I hate that you are making a fair point.. Still I'm not YOUR assistant or maid. I am Celestia's personal assistant. Though I can direct you to an amazing tea shop.

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

On a scale 1 - 10.

How burned down is Equestria right now.

I've not checked in a minute.

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@canterlotprince Still not your maid, Blueblood. We've gone over this...

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

I smell a crisis.

Something evil is about to happen...

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@canterlotprince That's uh pushing it. Now. I know we dont get along. Really ever though even I find you tolerable at times.

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@canterlotprince Now how in Equestria did you manage that? I will have a chat with her. What did you even do?

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@canterlotprince Oh.
Hello Blueblood. Ah- this sounds quite serious. What is the matter?

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

// Apologies for the absence. Life loves to time its worst surprises out of nowhere.

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@PrincessSunnyD // the larp was indeed strong

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@Comandersalad8 Ahh hey! Sorry. I was off in Saddle Arabia enjoying a vacation.

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

Taking more vacations has helped me..

I fear that if I take one for to long. Equestria will fall apart. Hhh.. no Inkwell. All will be fine..

[*Raven unpacked her stuff and stared at the massive stack of papers*]

Oh you've to be kidding me.

[Raven Inkwell @RavenInkwelll]

@PrincessSunnyD Princess? Are you doing alright? Its quiet today and I am used to hearing you awake about now..