Swiped right on Bumble late November. First date on Jan 2, 2020 lasted til 4 am and made it official in March. Found each other right before the world went to mayhem 💕
It’s almost like Julia is jealous of Jasmine in that Lorenzo is drawn to her personality and moreso tolerates aspects of Julia’s. Which makes Julia lean more into fueling drama. Like he’d rather be friends with Jasmine than be with Julia #loveisland
every summer LIUK has me using british lingo. Asking if ppl are taking the piss and calling dumb behaviors a madness lmao. also calling people dickheads!
I’m a straight woman and I’m jealous of Andy Cohen. i was under the impression we all kind of unanimously agreed that him and Dua Lipa have the best lives
The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.
I wont judge Mela for working it out with Sincere on the outside bc on love island you lowkey have to put your pride to the side and live your life for you, not public opinion #loveisland
The cruelest joke of ADHD is feeling intensely motivated to fix your entire life while you’re stuck at work. Then you step through your front door and instantly lose the ability to do a single task. It happens daily, and absolutely no one believes you.
i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.