Punished Raven | グリフ

brain the size of a walnut

I don’t hate progress, just your version of it.

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

Question for creationlets:

What’s a greater show of omnipotence?

1. I spin a coin, such that 4.5 billion years later it lands on heads exactly where I ordained. For 4.5 billion years I do nothing but watch its journey unfold.
Or
2. I put the coin down. I make sure it’s heads.

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Genuine question for the Darwincels. What evolutionary pathway is supposed to produce a tongue that wraps around its fucking skull?

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@Howlingmutant0 @nonregemesse They goybeamed him

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@shitpost_2049 Sick of this foidbot

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@nnncurtis Fuck off you stupid leaf

[The Lone Raccoon @FSociety_1942]

CALIFORNIA

Today, for the first day since the 6/2 election, California did not report any new votes.

FYI

This means that votes reported yesterday, if actually postmarked on election day, took 9 days to get from a sender in Los Angeles County to the election office in ... Los Angeles county.

Right. Any explanations, @CountyofLA ?

[C-Reason🇺🇸 @CreasonJana]

LA Controller Kenneth Mejia said he was supposed to audit the missing homeless $.

Because he was going to do an honest audit, Dems took the job away from him & hired an outside firm that doesn’t even do audits, then pd them millions for false results.

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@Aameridoll @blueberryb0wl As we all know, ugly men aren’t people

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@CAgovernor We know you got 940 on the SAT bro

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@SteveHiltonx I hate Newscum so much

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

Californians are struggling to pay for groceries and gas because of YOUR policies. Californians are getting "shafted" by YOU. The system is "rigged" by YOU.

Instead of posting divisive nonsense why don't you try and do something to cut people's costs? Oh wait, because you're incapable of doing anything useful. That will have to wait until I'm governor.

Change is Coming! ☀️

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@tedlieu FACT PATTERN: California has worse voting practices and standards than third world countries, taking more than 24 hours to count is laughable.

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@GavinNewsom Actually I recently visited Nevada and the food was a lot cheaper. It seems your policies are the problem.

[Eric S. Raymond @esrtweet]

Hi there. We're the blessings of diversity.

We'll stab you through the heart at a track meet in Texas.

We'll do armed robbery on a child's lemonade stand in Boston.

We'll slit your throat on a subway in Charlotte.

We'll gouge your eyes out while attempting to behead you on the street in Belfast.

Golly gee, isn't diversity wonderful? Don't you wish you had more of it?

[4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴‍☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47 @4nt1p4tt3rn]

Lemme explain something to y'all about White folk:

When you finally push us over the line from which there is no return, we will gleefully burn the world down around you.

Why?

Because we're the only motherfuckers capable of rebuilding it after you're gone.

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@LACountyRRCC @JerryLeyva11 Not based

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@TXdoxiemomma @spencerpratt Who you calling “y’all”?

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@TXdoxiemomma @spencerpratt “Commiefornia” has the largest Republican population out of any state!

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@0000fool @martianwyrdlord Spark plugs are very dangerous near tempered glass! The slightest contact can cause it to shatter

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@AquaticFlapper @BigRichard46 Psychotic delusions like “maybe we don’t have to put up with violent immigrants”

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Saving LA - Phase III

[Punished Raven | グリフ @Raven_Glyph]

@TXdoxiemomma @spencerpratt Unironically Texas is ruining California by drawing away our weaker willed conservatives