Raven Montoya

Aspiring author, digital artist, web mistress, computer witch, mother of cats, proud nerd, fun-loving movie buff. Nearly died in 2018, but kicked death's ass! ✨

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

#MyHappyHourIn5WordsOrLess
I just need one thing:

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

Sleep when you want to sleep.
Eat when you want to eat.
Play and hunt when you're bored.
Find an obedient and loving servant and enjoy life.
#LifeLessonsFromCats

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

#ImNoHeroBut I'll gladly wear a cape anyway.

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

Today is one of those days.

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

@noregrets1257 Nah, use duct tape. It's a bit of a pain to get rid off, but trust me, it works! 😆

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This is the cuuuutest thing ever. I'd get absolutely nothing done though! 🤣

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Roses are red
My keyboard I tap
My cats won’t let me type
Unless they’re sitting in my lap.

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

Today is one of those days. Give me music or I might die! 🎶🖤✨
https://t.co/3p3Wm8iXYa

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

#IdGiveAnythingTo just get shit done! But, hey, work is in progress so at least that is something, right? 😜

[TIME @TIME]

Today's Word of the Day with @MerriamWebster is 'bardolater.'

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Sci-fi furniture! Would totally try if I had the chance. Looks so cool. 🤩✨

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@RottenTomatoes Sorry, Disney, but this looks awful.

[Diane 🧡🐊💙 @kitawny24]

#LoveMeansNever growing old alone.

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

A cat wants to go out.
A cat wants to come in.

#TwoReasonsIGetOutOfBed

[Victoria/V.E. Schwab @veschwab]

Okay, Twitter, considering the Bad Takes this week, I want to hear the WORST writing advice you've ever been given.

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

“If you write about your mental illness you’ll scare away publishers and readers.”

“Cursing is just lazy writing.”

“You want to put *what* on the cover of your book?”

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

@veschwab "Oh, sweetie, why on earth do you want to be poor!??"

"You're smart! Don't waste your talent on text when you're good with numbers!"

- A very "helpful" teacher in high school... 😒

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

#TheThingIMissMost is me before evil flashbacks and PTSD happened. This new person in my head... Yeah, I don't like her. Someone kick her for me? She's bloody annoying. 😒

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

@Kevin_Saito It kind of sucks, yes, but I'll be okay somehow, I'm sure. Life finds a way, right? *fingers crossed* 😅

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

What's up today?

Oh, nothing much, thanks for asking. Just a chronic muscle inflammation in my entire right arm - a.k.a. my dominant arm.

How the hell am I going to be able to work with this shit going on, huh? Sadly I can't just switch to my left hand. 😩

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

#MakeANewFriendIn4Words

[Raven Montoya @Raven_Montoya]

Survive life. #ThingsIKnowIllNeverDo