Went to a convenience store and there was nobody behind the counter and after about ten minutes I was starting to get mad and then this lady came out and said “sorry I have diarrhea” and all of my anger vanished
Just found out that their spouses were also at the concert and he was drunk and thought she was his wife from behind because they were wearing similar outfits and she also assumed it was her husband and they didn’t realize their mistake until they saw themselves on the Jumbotron
in 6th grade i went to a sleepover and the host’s mom drove us to walmart to get a redbox but her card declined and then she hit two pedestrians on the way home :/
My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant,drink a little wine,eat nice food, and enjoy a good conversation. He goes on Tuesdays and I go Friday.
One time I let a homeless person use my motel bathroom when I was checking out and I think they stole something from the room because I am now permanently banned from every Motel 6 in the USA
Mormons really don’t give AF that their religion is super weird. they are happy, their teeth are white no cavities, their kids are well dressed and polite, they have fun and if u tell them they’re weird they are just like haha ! Want to play volleyball