RAVEN

Nope, sorry

[Cheddar Flow @CheddarFlow]

This could literally pass as a scene straight from The Office

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Went to a convenience store and there was nobody behind the counter and after about ten minutes I was starting to get mad and then this lady came out and said “sorry I have diarrhea” and all of my anger vanished

[Shesasolarbeing @shesasolarbeing]

3 out of 26 letters down , challenging myself to sculpt the whole alphabet with my hair ..I attached the a and m if you missed it

[Tyler @tousens_]

Someone is dying today.

[dlg @delujog]

Just found out that their spouses were also at the concert and he was drunk and thought she was his wife from behind because they were wearing similar outfits and she also assumed it was her husband and they didn’t realize their mistake until they saw themselves on the Jumbotron

[໊ @buffys]

trump and epistein was fcking……….

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

we should execute the guy who invented the iphone feature that makes your alarm randomly quiet

[Miss Good Pussy @throwanitback]

in 6th grade i went to a sleepover and the host’s mom drove us to walmart to get a redbox but her card declined and then she hit two pedestrians on the way home :/

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way she was getting jumped back to back & just CLEARED all of them has me in tears😭😭😭

[J-dawg @H4TEDEMON]

My living roommm😍❣️

[Aja ♀️🇬🇧 @AjaTheEmpress]

When women say no.

[Clare @Clarabell045788]

My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant,drink a little wine,eat nice food, and enjoy a good conversation. He goes on Tuesdays and I go Friday.

[RAVEN @Raven__Ellis]

@ESTANAUT_ I’ve told you this soooo many times

[RAVEN @Raven__Ellis]

I’m not a smart man but I know what love is

[Jo @junker_jo]

Really beginning to think that “knowing how to swim” at least in the sense of not drowning in calm water is just an IQ threshold thing.

[🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱 @empressatlantis]

One time I let a homeless person use my motel bathroom when I was checking out and I think they stole something from the room because I am now permanently banned from every Motel 6 in the USA

[Mariè @p8stie]

Mormons really don’t give AF that their religion is super weird. they are happy, their teeth are white no cavities, their kids are well dressed and polite, they have fun and if u tell them they’re weird they are just like haha ! Want to play volleyball