Becca Maureen

bihexual 🏳️‍🌈 | Forensic Student | Ravenclaw💙Thunderbird| Elf Druid | capturing out of context DnD moments

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Playing Starfinder, stuck in a time loop. Every time we rescue the NP, the captain always does a new introduction.
Cap: “Congrats Doc, you’ve won a lifetime rewards package!”
#starfinder #dnd

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

After a long covid hiatus, we’re back. An inquisitor is missing, we find blank scroll clues. A dead Nothic later and the Druid crafts a potion of true sight. After a long battle, the DM throws these in our laps. ACTUAL wax-sealed props. 10/10 LARPing. #dnd #dnd5e

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

It’s almost been a year but we’re back with the weirdest of weird.
Our party is currently having a heated debate on whether or not a necromancer would be a top or a bottom. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #outofcontextdnd

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

We are in a new town, visiting the magical Grelks bar. It’s very busy and there are people everywhere.
DM: “it’s busier than any other Grelks you’ve seen.”
Half-Orc: “I imagine Perite has a busy Grelks”.
Goliath: “well. Not now that everybody is dead”.
#dnd #dnd5e

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Half-Orc: “So. Do goliaths steal their wives? Go to a tribe & steal a wife and then she is his?”
Goliath: “uh. No. The woman choose their mate in our culture.”
Half-Orc: “how do they choose?”
Goliath: “usually whomever has the most glistening rocks 😉”
#dnd #dnd5e

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Big battle rages on, groans and cries of agony from the party. People dying left and right.
Druid chilling 65ft away casting spells and eating an icecream.
Druid: “ya know, this battle isn’t that bad.”😬 #dnd

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

DnD and that time we had to fight a Kracken. #dnd #dnd5e

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Sneaking around to discover an undercover black market trade.
Druid: “there could be a factory! With poor halfling slaves!”
Half-orc: “you’re right. We should free them......And enslave them at our OWN FACTORY.”
#dnd #dnd5e #outofcontextdnd

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

The orc is tryin to do something without lettin the rest of the party know.
Paladin: “we don’t need to go back through the town”
Half-orc: “uhhh. I do. I need to”.
Druid: “what, why?”
Half-orc: “I left my favourite sock there. My mum made me these socks. I need my sock.” #dnd

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Attempting our first ever campaign for Starfinder. I’ve already killed 2 bads. 😈 This is going to be good #notdnd #starfinder #dnd3.5

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Tried to craft some potions. I rolled a nat 1. Now I’m half my size (2.5ft tall). It’s been 2 days. Send help. #dnd #dnd5e

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Fey Wild: We are on a mission from the Lady of the Fort to hunt down a Flail Snail and bring her the shell. Along the way we come across a Basilisk, a great beast.
Our ranger Marcus, with a single arrow, slays the beast! I shall now call him, Marcus; The Brave.
#dnd #dnd5e

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Our party is on a fey island (we think) and has met a faun.
Mr Faun: “I do not wish to fight. These hooves...”
Half-orc: “are made for walking?”
#dnd #outofcontextdnd

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Fighting a giant snake boss in the circus tent.
DM: “you take 40 damage.”
Ranger: “14?”
DM: “no, forrr-teeee. You feel like all the moisture has been sucked from your skin”
Ranger: “yeah, now it’s in my pants.”
#DnDGirls #dnd #outofcontextdnd

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

We enter a tent with a barrel full of acid, the key at the bottom. We must “bob” for it.
Druid: “Half orc. You do it! You are strong...”
Half-Orc: “okay..fine. I’ll do it.”
Ringmaster: “2 gold”
Half-Orc: “WHAT?! I HAVE TO PAY GOLD TO STICK MY FACE IN A BARREL OF ACID?!” #dnd

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

It’s our first dungeon crawl. We are in another dimension. It’s a carnival. Each tent has a challenge, succeed and obtain a key for the main tent. #dnd5e

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Elf Druid: I’m trying my hand at making alchemy potions. Nat 1. A puff of smoke turns my skin blue. Now the half-orc won’t stop calling me “Blelf”. 😂 💙
#dnd5e #dnd #outofcontextdnd #girlsofdnd

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

@Gigs_and_hills “Oh! Okay here’s how I would murder someone...”

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Arcane magical somewhat illegal. See magician in town square. Paladin tries to take him to guard. He disappears.
The ranger and I go on.
Paladin: “while they do that, I run to the guard.”
Ranger imitating: “GUARD GUARD. 😭 HE BEEN DOIN MAGIC. GUARDDDD” *arm flail* #dnd

[Becca Maureen @RavenclawFox]

Despite being a Druid, I have notoriously awful search rolls to find herbs&plants for alchemy. Seriously, it’s bad. They group convinced me to use new dice.
Before I roll, the half orc goes “HANDS IN THE AIR” and they all throw their hands up (DM included) as support. #dnd 😂