Shit Michael Ravenshadow Says

A Twitter account dedicated to the wit and wisdom of Michael Ravenshadow

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Now I don't think, like, Kentucky witches would have the same sexy appeal [as Romanian witches]

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This kid's got a turntable and a microphone and he's ready for season two of Keeping Up With The Kandarians
#totr564

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If you're not first, you're last [in a human centipede]
#totr558

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The sociopolitical commentary was killer ... great handjob! #totr556 #trickortreatradio #infinitypool

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#Septic

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"When did MZ become a fucking Mormon?" #totr555

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@cornelius1976 @RepMTG And that's saying something!

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"It's all piss under the bridge at this point"
#totr477

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[During "Australian Flash Facts" about the Dingo Fence]
Ravenshadow: "It's over five comma zero zero K.M. long"
Ares: "how long is it??"
Ravenshadow: "You know what I mean, five and a bunch of numbers"

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"You don't have to watch the movies"

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Bill Fulkerson @OTCBill : "Ravenshadow is 'nitch' a word?"
Ravenshadow: "Yeah...you know Nitchie. Nitchie the smart guy. Frederick Nitchie."

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I got five dollars and I got ten dollars, but I ain't got time for change

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Giants don't die. They live in our hearts, our minds, and in our stories. And if we do that, then we're all immortal, Tiny

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"Don't make a martyr out of a mid-carder"

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The dinosaurs were right!

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Bomboleyo!