RavkaFBI

Official Ravkan FBI Twitter. Submit tips in our DMs, tag us for legal help. Here to make sure the Ravkan system of checks and balances is effective.

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If any Ravkan institution is acting unchecked, we'll be there.
If any Ravkan citizen is being denied a fair trial, we'll be there.
If anyone in Ravkan territory needs assistance, we'll be there.

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Ravka FBI is back! We've been inactive because of Ravka's strong labor laws which make working between the Christmas and New Years illegal (except for forced labor but those are enemies to the crown) and because our interns didn't know about scheduled tweets until yesterday.

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Some other important details are:
-His chart ruler is the Sun which makes it the essence of our Tsar.
-With 5 aspects on retrograde, there's some bad karma from previous lives.
-Fire is the most prevalent element and fixed the most prevalent element = stubborn petty drama queen

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To celebrate our Tsar's birthday, here we have an analysis of his chart. The astrologers who elaborated it did some in-depth explanation on his personal planets (Cap Sun/Mercury, Leo Moon/Rising, Aqua Venus and Scorpio Mars) and some details on the rest.

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*astrologers. We apologize, Ravka FBI is not familiar with the terminology.

These are the 'natal charts' of our monarchs, Ravka FBI will be inactive for the next few days in order to elaborate an inform based on the astrologers' analysis of them.

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@lr_cee We will be very sad if your actions result on your denaturalization as a Ravkan citizen, we'll be watching.

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@lr_cee FYI, killing the tsar is an act of treason; even in fiction

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@blinderdevil Yes, we at Ravka FBI love Peter (did you notice the username?)

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Throughout social media, people have been congratulating our tsar on his birthday

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(the dates and territories are based on real life approximations to the grishaverse territories and calendars while the charts are based on the consensus of 10 trained astrologers and their analysis of the characters in the show)

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*astrologers. We apologize, Ravka FBI is not familiar with the terminology.

These are the 'natal charts' of our monarchs, Ravka FBI will be inactive for the next few days in order to elaborate an inform based on the astrologers' analysis of them.

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Ravka FBI took a day off after reading the last chapter of Games, for reasons we think all can understand.
Now, we are talking to a group of trained astronomers about the natal charts of our Tsar and Tsarina to finally put to rest The Big Three Debacle.

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@sashamorozovas *cries

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@katja_zen That's actually pretty historically accurate

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(art from https://t.co/QB31Tcgl9r and Daniel J. Zollinger)

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We're happy to announce that we finally have the birth date and time of our monarchs.
After a few minutes we were able to find our Sol Koroleva's birth certificate quite easily, but unfortunately our Tsar was born during the 'Lantsov Dynasty' and they were not as organized.

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It took us hours and several interns finding even the smallest mention of our Tsar in the previous 'dynasty' papers. From local myths around the areas he lived, to census polls and even the occasional ballad.

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@TurduckenSan We are disappointed.

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Ravka FBI took a day off after reading the last chapter of Games, for reasons we think all can understand.
Now, we are talking to a group of trained astronomers about the natal charts of our Tsar and Tsarina to finally put to rest The Big Three Debacle.

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@muamarkhann It's a great show full of bad people, almost no plot but one of the most surprising shows ever

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Ravka FBI spent an hour talking to Tsar Aleksander about his favorite Taylor's songs (he had a lot of opinions).
Evie had asked for his Top 3, but our tsar is nothing if not an overachiever, so he chose 3 per album (the ones that Taylor owns get 5 because they "deserve it").

[Evie @evietella]

@RavkaFBI what’s his top 3 taylor songs dear fbi?

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@Evknowsbest We just asked him, will let you know when he answers.