Ry S. Pumpkins

A cat in a quaint mode of transportation. Also known as the Southern Dandy. A colleague of his who specializes in these kind of things. London, dirty city boy.

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

@akil_93 My condolences.

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

@OpenreachHelp This is still not resolved and has been escalated again by my service provider today.

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

@OpenreachHelp Fibre checker is able to detect every flat in our new build except ours, you have been given serial number of openreach box by our provider. Our provider has been given activation dates by you that you did not meet. 1/2

[Ed Yong is not here @edyong209]

I wrote about woodpeckers.

One of the most commonly cited facts about these birds is that their heads act as shock-absorbers. This crops up in books, news stories, & many scientific papers.

And it's not true. They don't absorb shocks at all. 1/

https://t.co/1p5fvBL9Q4

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

@akil_93 Yeah I couldn't find it, dang.

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

@OpenreachHelp They have been. For 3 weeks. Theyve been told it is activated, that it will be, that there is no box, that they can't request a box because there's already a box. Already told it's been escalated to openreach repeatedly.

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

Lechonk has inspired me.

[Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez]

It's Chinese New Year and the first day of Black History Month?

[@anpuca.bsky.social ( ಠ_ಠ ) @Domalomalom]

The year is 2045, the Pacific garbage patch has formed an island made of toothbrushes, Rare Gokus and bits of F-35.

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

@snowboiiii I thought A Streetcar Named Desire was a musical for about 20 years.

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

@thegoodcatboy Ganbatte round catte

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

Legit has there always been THIS much cocaine or is it actually becoming more common. Always thought it was a city banker thing but swear it's everywhere now.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

During the festival, levels of MDMA and cocaine in the water were so high they could affect rare populations of eels further downstream https://t.co/sp0clBZ8zl

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

@paperghost Any time in FF14 a villain just freaks out with "wait how are you possibly this strong it's makes no sens-AAAAA" it is always great.

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

2nd jab, they gave me a sticker this time which was what the real goal was all along.

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

Hello I am half vaccinated and I would like to submit my review of my bus to work with no social distancing : I hate this.

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

@alexhern Currently betting on October half term so put down Autumn.

[Ry S. Pumpkins @RawRyanyan]

Got no confidence in any future covid enquiry when you're apparently just allowed to lie and change documents as long as it's not a criminal investigation.

[David Conn @david_conn]

Hillsborough: Statement by the IOPC, whose investigators worked on the alleged cover-up for 8 years:

"The judge has ruled the defendants did not have a legal obligation to ensure the information they provided to the Taylor Inquiry was full and frank and we accept that."

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