Tumi_Khalid.

A work in progress.. Uj Alumni/Fitness Freak. 🇿🇦 @ChelseaFC fan boy 💙

[Dharper @743Dharper]

One Manchester club would've terminated his contract, frozen his wages, and probably sent him to jail.

[Judaeda Blanco @Judaeda3]

Government, why now? Why did we allow spaza shops to register their businesses knowing full well that they were illegal and unqualified to operate in our country?

What was the purpose of the R500 million? Which South African spaza shops benefited from the funds, and how many?

[C @galac_2]

ain't no way God thinks I'm this strong bro

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

People are calling for Gianni Infantino to resign.

He shouldn't resign, he should be fired, and then investigated for Fraud.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Got my salary.
Paid my bills.
Sent money to loved ones.
Rewarded myself with my favorite food.
Broke again.

Adulting hits really hard. 😔

[MissMaya @sheslovableMaya]

They expect a lot from tyla and south Africans more than they do for their own government. And that's crazy.

[Malaisha⚒️🇿🇦 @Voys_ZA]

Owning a Pub where youth indulge in alcohol and other unknown activities while talking down on a Podcaster for drinking while podcasting
The Jokes keeps writing themselves

A sense of contradiction has never been Present there

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

"ey Sol we're a political party dawg "
"who ,we"
"ey chief i kid you not " 😂😂😂
"how , how are we a political party "
"angazi boyzin " 😂😂😂

[KC @kckingson2]

One girl I recently started talking to told me we can't have sex until marriage.

I asked her if she's a Virgin and she said no.

I blocked her immediately.

I'm not in for that nonsense.

[! @cfwmx]

i have enough trauma to be evil and actively choose not to be

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[Softboy @softboywin]

now apple…. why the hell would "mfhgv4-qqytrz-fr2qwf" be a good password????

[Siyabonga @SiyabongaOnX]

Next time Charlize Theron yaps on about “nonsensical violence in South Africa”, ask her who killed her dad, how and why.

[🍉Rushé 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @Rushe_C]

They told her to remove their country off her world tour. She did but you're still angry? So what did you want?

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

A country that’s $40 trillion in debt giving you a credit score is crazy to me.

[Rampard 🇿🇦 @RamaphiriMpho]

Chidinma do you see what Tyla did ? Nigerians said we don’t want you in our country and she said say no more I won’t be coming. Very Demure 🥹

[Vha Mabunda @vha_mo]

When the manufacturer meet the distributor

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

Mind you, this is the salary that was supposed to carry me throughout August.

[Former Kleva Black🇿🇦 🇿🇦#FreeCongo#FreeSudan @SneKhumaloSA]

Damn.. Zimbabwean are cowards yeer!

So no protest??

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

How come migrants never want to go to a Muslim country?