casey dancer

Proud owner of a Yamaha R1,love my sexy man,love Gaga and my American Bulldog Penny

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Jehovah's witness's dont celebrate Halloween.... I guess they dont appreciate random strangers coming up to their doors......

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

That awkward moment when a hoe tries to give relationship advice.

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

Willow Smith, you?re 11 years old. Nobody needs advice about ?being themselves? from you. Call us back when you get your period.

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

Don't get in a relationship if you still love your ex

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

"You need anger management classes" "You need SHUT THE FUCK UP classes BITCH, FUCK OUTTA MY FACE!"

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

I might flirt but I know exactly what I want

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

I'll ride with you through bullshit, just don't bullshit me.

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

Why are hoes like ?Oh, it?s winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm?? Um No bitch, u can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

I blame fairy tales, love stories & happy endings for everyone's high expectations of love & relationships

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

If You Want To Be TOGETHER You Have TO-GET-HER .

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

When you text someone 'heyy :)' and they reply back with 'yes?' well excuse da hell outta me

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

Chief Keef had a 4.0 GPA and full ride scholarship to Northwestern University. Never judge a book by its cover. I also made this tweet up

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

Some Females Need to Stop Letting The Words "I Love You" Be The Password To Their V.

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Mixed signals, that's that shit I don't like.

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

Girl: I don't suck dick Boy: YOU GONE LEARN TODAY

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

Aint no hoe worth loosing your wife, aint no beef worth loosing your life!

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

Twerking at Prom? #SheRatchet

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

#NationalTextYourExDay - if you do this because it's trending on twitter, not only are you desperate but you're also dumb.

[casey dancer @RawlsWillardpgw]

Hoes be tryna shave their head to look like Amber Rose, but end up lookin' like Caillou..