Rawson Edward Agnew

Don't save a life. Be afraid to give blood.

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

What's the nicest way you can tell your daughter the movie she picked out sucks?

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

I believe the CEO of GEICO spit truth when he wisely said:

"If I ever see that fucking lizard, I'll kill it myself."

#benpalmerrules

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

"I can't quit you. It is so hard to walk away from you. You are all I think about."
-me to a bag of Pistachios

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

Happy birthday to one of the greatest albums ever recorded! The Ugly Organ by Cursive is 20! #UglyOrgan

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

they should have named one of the kardashians Kermit

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

The amount of online comics that I have followed in the past year is staggering. They are vessels of pure joy.

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

We need more movies with pirate historians explaining the plot to us.

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

The Academy: Ugghhhh. Just give the new Avatar movie an Oscar nomination so they will shut the hell up. Jesus.....

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

One of the single greatest photos ever taken. @ North English, Iowa https://t.co/HZNT4k7mTY

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

I am just over here, crushing on 80s David Byrne. Mind your own God damn business.

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

If you like watching the same 5 Disney and/or animated films in no particular order and sometimes even multiple times a day, then fatherhood is right for you.

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

MFW it's the weekend.

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

Normalize calling your partner " Shmoopsie Poo".

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

The best decision I have made this weekend was to follow the Far Side fan page on Facebook. Also, please support all manner of web and regular comics. They are true and pure.

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

PBR is tastes good in the mouth

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

You will be haunted by The Ghost of It All Went Tits Up, The Ghost of Fuck Around, and, finally, The Ghost of Find Out.

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

My 3 year old decided, with two bites left on her cheese stick, that she doesn't like cheese sticks. Then, she demanded i throw it away. I felt a pop in my brain.

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

Every time I watch it, I am simply fucking floored at how good There Will Be Blood is. It is the true definition of a masterpiece.

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

Frodo wearing white to Sam and Rosie’s wedding what a petty bitch

[Rawson Edward Agnew @RawsAgnew]

Normalize walking into an office you have never been in before and aggressively asking "Isn't this room normally a bathroom?"