Ray Carpenter

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Turns out that pariotism involves sucking up to a hostile country while inciting violence in the UK. Funny, I thought there was another name for that.

[Paul Blinkhorn (@paulblinkhorn.bsky.social) @R1100GSBlueNose]

"Nazi wants to do more war crimes" news

[National Secular Society @NatSecSoc]

The Northern Ireland Assembly has today voted to abolish the offences of blasphemy and blasphemous libel. A historic victory for freedom of expression, bringing the UK one step closer to ending blasphemy laws for good. 👍
https://t.co/JyraHRnslj

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@AllisonPearson Setting homes on fire is a problem

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

What a weird way of saying ISRAEL KILLED Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Note to America: The World is a necessary component of a World Cup

[National Secular Society @NatSecSoc]

We've defended #ReproductiveRights from religiously motivated restrictions since our founding. Religion should not stand in the way of reproductive healthcare. Join our campaign 👇https://t.co/np8obuTg43 #ProChoice #Contraception

[CWAC Museums @cwacmuseums]

What’s the coolest fossil in our collection?
Were there dinosaurs in Cheshire?
How do you become a palaeontologist?

If you’ve got a question about fossils, rocks, or the museum’s fantastic Natural History collection, submit them here and we'll answer on 19 June! #AskACurator

[Michaela Strachan @michaelastracha]

Tonight's @BBCSpringwatch
So what on earth were @ChrisGPackham & I talking about?
The fascinating world of limpets of course!
Captions for the screen grab welcome.
See you again tomorrow at 8pm BBC2

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@RupertLowe10 These people aren't "patriots" they're criminals

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@policylaila Cat check: Cunningham's colleagues Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman were the ministers who "let in" the Belfast attacker

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Someone has forgotten who the Immigration Minister was when this man arrived and was given leave to remain. A certain Mr Jenrick.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@elonmusk Houses are being changed from safe to on fire.

[Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75]

I don’t know if you know that I run a podcast. @StandardIssueUK is 9 years old today and began as an online magazine in 2014.

It started because I was bored of what women’s magazines offered me. I asked around and it seemed like a huge amount of women weren’t being catered for. So we started the magazine which then morphed into a podcast in 2017.

Standard Issue covers news, film, culture, sport, everything. So, if you’re interested in what’s happening for women in the world, you should definitely join us and tune in.

We are on Spotify and all the usual podcasty places. It’s funny, it’s smart, I think you’ll like it. The team you’ll hear are L-R Hannah Dunleavy, Jen Oxford and Mickey Noonan.

Celebrate our 9th birthday with us, by giving us a listen. Thanks to those who already listen. You’re clearly brilliant people.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Today I am mostly hiding from journalists by going to Scotland and dressing up like someone who actually works for a living.

[National Secular Society @NatSecSoc]

The UK is one step closer to being free of blasphemy laws.
We welcome the Northern Ireland Assembly’s historic vote to abolish the common law offences of blasphemy and blasphemous libel.
Thanks to @connieegan94 for bringing this amendment.
https://t.co/JyraHRnslj

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

When the game is over, the king and the pawn end up in the same box.

- A powerful Italian Proverb

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

You voted against scrapping zero hour contracts.

You voted against banning fire and rehire.

You voted against day one sick pay for workers.

You said the minimum wage was too high for young people.

Reform politicians openly say they don't like trade unions.

You will always put the interests of your offshore crypto billionaire donors ahead of workers.

[Lucy Worsley @Lucy_Worsley]

Silence in court please!

For the announcement of our BRAND NEW SERIES ...

... LADY ON TRIAL, by the #LadyKillers team, is coming to @BBCRadio4 and @BBCSounds next Tuesday.

You won't want to miss it!

https://t.co/Q1nnHxkKhs

[Pagans For Secularism @PaganSecularist]

I wish the Government could explain the public benefits of telling children the world and all its creatures were created in six days.

These charities are getting tax breaks and gift aid for teaching myths as fact. It's outrageous.