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Trump Bingo: The Likes of Which You’ve Never Seen
On Thursday the President will once again stand in front of a microphone and produce sounds. Not sentences. Sounds. And since nobody’s listening to the content anyway, we might as well make ourselves useful.
So here it is: the Gandalv Trump Bingo card. The rules take three seconds to learn. He says “Tremendous”, you cross it off. He says “Many people are saying”, you cross it off. Five in a row is Bingo. The full card is a Total Landslide, Frankly, at which point you may pour yourself something strong.
The centre square is a free space. It says “China”. That’s not a joke, it’s statistics.
Best of all, the card is fully reusable for every speech from now until the end of time. The world changes. The material never does.
Good luck on Thursday. You won’t need it.