Ray

from the mayflower to a maybach

[Cabbage man @Cabbageman_124]

I was in my feels when they said this

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@boogersugar691 it work?

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@boogersugar691 how they lookin

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my old boss who was 100% an alcoholic once said “I don’t drink all the time because i’m addicted I just drink because I enjoy it” and I feel that

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craziest thing about going to catholic school was my priest drawing a coochie on the chalkboard in fifth grade

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@boogersugar691 oh what sign am i? whatever sign is gonna get me laid.

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loved visiting my boy @boogersugar691 back in the day cuz there was always a bunch of exotic looking chicks with tattoos around. They probably grew up in a neighborhood bordering a trailer park but to me they were exotic.

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back from the dead 3 is the greatest album of all time

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@Cabbageman_124 ope

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@ConnorBedardson ebony queen named starr with box braids close second

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@ConnorBedardson easy question. the one with cum slut tattooed across the back of her thighs. next

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@PuncockV @ConnorBedardson One time the party ran dry and Jesus turned water into wine. If that’s not the greatest miracle of all time then I don’t know what is and that also means wear those ashes proudly get in that bar and have the time of your life

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if you post your girl bc you’re scared she’ll be mad if you don’t you are a bitch. also your girl is gonna cheat on you when she’s on vacation in florida (i don’t make the rules)

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i witnessed a man pull a cock ring out of his pants in a mcdonald’s at 2:30 am

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fucking hammering 18 dollar drinks like it’s no one’s business

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STRIP CLUB POWER RANKINGS

1. Cheeks
2. Pearls
3. Cheetah (Wilmington, NC location)
4. The Beehive
5. Spearmint Rhino (Pittsburgh)
6. Thee Dollhouse ($5 steak and eggs)
7. Big Panda Massage
8. Camelot
9. Sandi’s country bar and grill
10. Diamonds

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a great irishman once said “i’m making a last stand at a quiznos or something”

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absolutely dialed in on womens gymnastics at the bar. wow.

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i don’t know who tate mcrae is but she’s hot and i like her and i like hot chicks

[Cabbage man @Cabbageman_124]

Walter Payton is the goat, and ray Lewis is the goat. Ray rice didn’t attack those people😈