Ray Porter

Harbinger of Good News

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@vanessaxmelons Why?

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@evasavagiou Hey

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What if Dr. Phil died and haunted your house?

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It's hard to pronounce Sisyphus with Cerebral Palsy. It's much harder to explain it to the Walgreens associate as she rings up my lighter and pepto.

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@WillowBackNBlk @marrrtyb Hey buddy!

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@marrrtyb At any given time, my biggest flex is my worst muscle cramp.

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@marrrtyb Gotta go!

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@marrrtyb I don't mean to just raise my hand

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Hey, I'm Dr. Phil. @DrPhil

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We did a spellbinding piece on dating apps. Lemme know what you think.

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Will and I are gonna be at the Drop in South Bend, Indiana very soon +

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@Edna_Haney_ Album Heat up the Streets

https://t.co/7SXwmYP0iz

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@MPWeirdoPodcast That's what I always did.

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https://t.co/7hRtWVgRsQ

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Check out our album Heat up the Streets- now available! @marrrtyb @MPWeirdoPodcast @jtstandup @MishkaShubaly

https://t.co/L6AHOKgh7T

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I love this human.

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Cover of the album Heat up the Streets

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Album cover for Heat up the Streets: Available soon!