Brandon Schmidt

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

can’t believe Succession ended with him saying “and that’s succession babyyyy”

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

music sounds better over the blown out speakers in Home Depot

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

what if the spy balloon is just the fortnite battle bus

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

buffalo chicken dip hits different on football sundays

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

hexagon mexican pizza goes crazy

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

bass pro shop bathrooms are a vibe

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

sunday afternoon football hors d'oeuvres are unmatched

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

state park bathrooms are such ethereal spaces

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

am i 65 years old or do i just like drinking PBR on the front porch

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

every folk band got a song named Caroline

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

more like vladimir puta (that’s a bad word in spanish)

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

shoutout to google ads for the tips 🙏🏼

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

i'm not proud of this one

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

2022? more like 2020 poo

[Andrew Michaan @AndrewMichaan]

not gonna do the whole new year thing. i’m sticking with 2021. thanks for understanding! 💘

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

small town road signs be like “1938 state boys basketball champions”

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

so does everyone else use their highschool lunch code as their password to everything or is that just me

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

@bce022199 thank you for reminding me that i need to go to @Menards today

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

@Slunderstruck don’t remember that part of the speech but go off, mlk

[Brandon Schmidt @RaySchmidt7]

i have driven through a lot of small towns this weekend and i have come to the conclusion that we have too many dollar generals in this country.