Raymond Shields, Esq.

Director of Edgeworth & Co Law Offices, est. 1995. Internationally operating criminal law specialist. Virgo. (PARODY ACCOUNT)

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

okay I guess I should introduce myself. I’m Ray, I’ve been a lawyer since I was 19 (that was unusual in 2001). I run the Edgeworth & Co Law Offices.

some of you may be of the belief that my name is Eddie Fender. this is due to an error made by the DVLA that I haven’t fixed yet.

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

I am gonna need the freeway to stop being like this. I went to the store for one thing and I’ve been stuck for an hour.

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@angel_appetite …I could talk to her. Mia and I are on better terms now.

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@angel_appetite …how about Laurice, part time? you could ask her?

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@angel_appetite but I’m here. I can do it.

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@angel_appetite but I want to help, sweet girl…

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@THE1SP0RTSMAN I’m actively trying to forget how to speak French.

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

office closed until the end of the week.

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@THE1SP0RTSMAN what investment do you even have in this?!

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@angel_appetite I think if we both forgot the whole of the last week, that would be nice.

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@angel_appetite I’m holding off. I am. I won’t get as bad as I was the other day but I also don’t want to remember this score.

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@IniMeenyMineyMo crazy, right?!

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@SteelEdgeWorth I know you have, you can trust me on that much.

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

I have no idea what I’m doing but I love you. the cake was real good!

[Addie Shields! any prns @AdelaideShield]

Happy father’s day to my Pa who raised me by himself i can’t really tell if he knows what hes doing half the time

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@Badd36325 thanks, Ty. guess I’m doing something right…!

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

wishing a very happy Father’s Day to both my old man, who raised me, and also to Gregory, who shaped into the man I am today. thank you, to both of you.

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@angel_appetite you think so? thanks, Angel girl.

[Raymond Shields, Esq. @RayShields82]

@EddieGender //goddamn fucking adhd I swear to god my brain is a prison, you all know what I mean!!!