Raysimer

26, outdoors, fast cars, good beer.

[Raysimer @RaySimer]

I feel like the world would be better if everybody was slightly buzzed 24/7. You know that buzz when even the shittiest people are tolerable. @realDonaldTrump approval rating would be much better.

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Ice cold #quattro baby. Time for some late night/early morning drifts

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Santa is on his way in a few hours. But he’s super pissed that you keep touching yourself!

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I’m only being petty as fuck because I lost. The guy in the beast Honda that kicked my ass tonight... just remember... At the end of the day, I’m still driving a $70,000 Audi, while you cruise around in your fast p.o.s 1991 Honda with mismatched paint and half of a front bumper.

[Lecrae @lecrae]

Nobody ever changed the world by worrying about people’s opinions of them.

[Raysimer @RaySimer]

Things Ray hates #1027. When people pull on a door handle 5-10 more times after realizing its locked.

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Does it not count as calling in to work if you come in for a hour and THEN say fuck it?

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Saw 2 full grown ass deer running down the street into broadway this morning. Like “oh look, deer”. Looks away and stops. “Wait...what?”...

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@jamesblake always gets the creative juice flowing

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I JUST WANNA WIN SOMETHING ALREADY!! https://t.co/LteLHZ4ply

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Time to upgrade your gear! RT for a chance to win this brand new #LGG6 & #lgGPad from @LGUSAMobile.

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@TMobile @StubHub Metallica tomorrow 😭#thankiversary #StubHub

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@TMobile @redbox The most slept on game of all time Journey #Thankiversay #redbox

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@TMobile not very many because I buy cheap gas lol #thankiversary #shell

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I'm back for the 7th time I guess

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Amen. #trashy "@barrazajonny: I hate them girls with them face piercings"

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I wanna paint today. Who has a wall!?

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Not proud to admit this...but I found a twizzler on the porch. And I ate it. #askinForTrouble

[Nickle @Royceda59]

Lol! Creep RT @Larion: Apparently walking around the grocery store with an erection is a social faux pas! Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

[Raysimer @RaySimer]

Looks like the old erratic j.r. MISS is back! Lol #fucktheknicks