Ray Wallis

Badass guitarist, ale drinker, and all-around good guy. One of God's own prototypes; too weird to live, too rare to die. I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Daily Mail say today we need Farage and Reform to save the country. A reminder of the role the Mail played in getting us into this mess.

[Bradley Wall 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺🇬🇧🌍 @BWallArthur]

One for all the farage fan girls

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

From a resident who lives near the Bell Hotel, Epping. (Taken from r/Essex)

[Anniesomeone @Anniesomeone1]

Trump and his own personal Butt plug.

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•Southampton trying to avoid a heavy home defeat to Leicester•

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut."

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•The Qatar World Cup•

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•The UK Economy•

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Asking Conservative Party members to choose our Prime Minister was like putting a morris dancer in charge of the Large Hadron Collider.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Cameron was bad.
May was awful.
Johnson was appalling.

I think a word has yet to be invented that can fully encapsulate the unmitigated disaster that is Liz Truss.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

There's not being a fan of the Royals (an understandable position), then there's actively celebrating the death of an elderly woman. The second one makes you a very unsavoury person. She was an icon. Undeniably. And as someone who isn’t a royalist, I for one will mourn her loss.

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

Man City: “You’ve won the European cup, twice? You??”

Nottingham forest: “Sure. You’ve never won one?”
#nffc #mcfc

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

What the fuck is this stupid pillock doing?

[Ralph Ineson @ralphineson]

My local pub is the nearest to Wimbledon tennis, normally pretty chilled, during this fortnight not so much. My Dane was in a posh lady’s way, she declared’I hate this dog’, I replied‘he’s no fucking fan of you either’. Apparently I’m in the wrong for swearing 🤣

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

The circle of life

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

MPs have had 9 pay rises since 2010.

Remind yourself of that when they complain about workers pushing for fair pay and working conditions.