Ray Carpenter

IU’ 21

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

I was just driving home after picking up chipotle when I saw a cop screaming and pointing at my car, I was confused so naturally i drove off.

A few minutes later when I saw the chipotle bag fly off my car through my back window, I finally understood when he was trying to say

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

WE BACK ON THE OG ACCOUNT!!!

[Ray Carpenter @RayCarpenter6]

TWITTER COULDN’T KEEP THIS ACCOUNT SUSPENDED FOREVER LETS RIDE

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

ZUU MAY 31ST

https://t.co/AGazdDuf8B

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

“Aye my homie over there thinks you’re cute”
“Oh which one is he?”
My homie looking from across the room:

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

Just got kicked out of the McDonalds play place because I was supposedly “scaring the children” while I was sitting in the slide crying and listening to heavy metal

People are too damn sensitive these days🙄

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

Yea he might be taller and better looking than I am but does he even care about the earth bro??

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

@bothorgren You only put it in the toilet if toothpaste didn’t work the first time

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

Nah the OG’s used toothpaste

[T’CHALA 🤴🏽 @LilHB_5]

I'm this old

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

I just saw a dude at the gym wearing an anti-vaxx shirt and he wasn’t even wiping down the machines after using them

I’m not sure if he’s just uneducated on how dangerous his actions are or if he is just real life Thanos

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And I am forever grateful

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

Brook Lopez carrying the Bucks to the finals

[trish @ultragloss]

this is the energy i want to have this summer

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

Anti-vax kids when flu season rolls around

[Yahya Ahmad @Yahyaaaaa01]

The woman that I would try, is happy with a good guy #gameofthrones

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

@tony_carp8

[Ray Carpenter @Ray_Carpenter1]

I’m already half way done with college

[HJ🇪🇸🇵🇰 @haisumhj7]

Me, browsing freely on social media without fear of seeing spoilers of Avengers Endgame because I saw the movie