Racheal

I’m a crazy writer person who loves God and also enjoys ice cream, computers, and animation...in that order 😂 also naps. Naps might be higher than ice cream

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

Sometimes I realize I’m angry because my main character’s husband is being a jerk and I can’t separate my feelings from hers.....😐

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

I need a “lend” option for digital movies. Like, “hey can I borrow that movie?” “oh yeah. Let me just hit this button.” Then my access would be suspended until my friend decided to hit the return button. This whole digital movie era has taken away the idea of communal libraries🥺

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

My alarm wants me to wake up...but my body is telling me, “Don’t listen to that b**ch!” ...so I’m stuck in limbo of laying in my bed but not being happy about it.

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

Me in the store: I don’t need ice cream. I’m going to eat healthy this week.
Me later that same evening looking in my ice cream-less freezer:

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

@originalnibe: I’m gonna ruin this whole man’s career.
Me: huh?
@originalnibe: it’s a meme. You’re too old to understand.

....she’s right. I have no clue which meme she’s talking about 😩

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

@originalnibe and I are watching The Vampire Diaries and during every episode in the first season we’ve said, “Someone give Caroline vervain!” 😂

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

I hate it when I go on a grammar rant in my head and end up proving myself wrong 😑 I can’t even support me.

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

@alyssaeddy13 It’s weird. Right???

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

Does anyone peel their tomatoes? Got asked a little while ago if I wanted my tomatoes peeled or not...and it’s still weirding me out. Like...is this really a thing??

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

Sometimes I think about Hollywood remaking my childhood movies after they’re done with all the 80’s remakes they’re doing now...and I panic a little

[Jimmy Jaws @JimportantGuy]

.@PostMalone My two best friends are getting married and want you to come but are too nervous to ask. As best man, how many retweets does this post need to get for you to come?

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

Our fears stand between us and God, but faith puts God between us and our fears...I don’t remember who said this...but my heart needed it this morning.

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

“Do y’all know that out of all the adjectives that God uses to describe his children, normal is not one of them.” Preach!!! 🙏🏻 https://t.co/6eEOCVqUUP

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

I might be deleting Pinterest again....they changed it and I hate it 😳😩

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

If this isn’t me and my sister, I don’t know what is 😂😂😂

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

Five year old me: my Teddy makes new experiences and naps so much better.
...no wait. That’s me now.

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

Can someone explain to my why Pinterest thinks I speak Greek, Spanish, and French? It’s like, “I spend all my time on your app. What makes you think I have time to study awesome languages??”

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

Me: both shows were made in the nineties I think.
Courtney: I don’t know. That’s before my time.
Me: *realizing it actually WAS before her time* Dang it.

[Racheal @Ray_Jaws]

Can’t believe I’ve never read Tolstoy! I’m seriously in love with his style!!! #notsarcasm #warandpeace