Rachael Mauldin

Follower of Jesus Christ | Mom to Sheltie - Lincoln | ESFJ & Enneagram 6

[Rachael Mauldin @Ray_Ray_Mac]

[dentist punches me in the mouth]

"You're bleeding because you don't floss"

[Sok-It @javasok]

No more emails. If you need to reach me you need to bring me a coffee and lure me to you, like bringing a duck bread at the pond

[Kate Martin @katekeepsit100]

kids today don't know the hustle grandparents were putting in to help us find all 50 state quarters

[jerry @jerryhadid]

Crumbl cookies wishes they could create this masterpiece

[brooke @ladyefron]

It’s bad news. The PMS has spread to her brain- I’m afraid she won’t make it

[Rachael Mauldin @Ray_Ray_Mac]

When that jury duty check rolls in 😫🙌🏼

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

it’s like yo car gets jealous when you doing good in life

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

if by “picking up hotties at the club” you mean going to costco for rotisserie chicken then yeah i am

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

I hate to be a stickler, but why is Jesus wearing a cross?

[Rachael Mauldin @Ray_Ray_Mac]

My toxic trait is me thinking if I make food at home it means it’s healthy

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

Airbnb: $200 cleaning fee
Also Airbnb: 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒖𝒑𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈

[Caitie Karasik @caitieekk]

One thing about 3pm is she is the end of the day

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

If ur purposely not texting someone back with the intent of driving them a lil mad…. That’s manipulation

[Rachael Mauldin @Ray_Ray_Mac]

@Mikky_Kayla IM CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

A snail is just a walnut that has places to be

[Rachael Mauldin @Ray_Ray_Mac]

Has anyone pitched the idea of every Bachelor villain being on a super season? @BachelorABC I would be LIVING ✨🍷

[Elyse @ElyseDehlbom]

“It’s one day, or it’s day one. Your choice”