Rayanne Jarvis

Continuing Care Assistant, mom to the best dog.

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Love going to the dentist, HATE the feeling of the fluoride they paint on your teeth 😖

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@xari1lian Honestly... I think I'd hate that. Depending on the person, I suppose. 90% of the time if I see someone I know out in public , I turn the other way 🫡

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Pneumonia can literally kick rocks. I'm so over this

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I miss Vine

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Like "lol no sorry you gotta pay for the best part of the trilogy" frick off

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The fact that you can watch the first two LOTR movies on Prime (free with subscription), but you have to pay for the third one, absolutely grinds my gears.

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Should be cleaning the house, but instead I'm sitting here having a fricken existential crisis about something that's not even a remote possibility 🫠 love that

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Had some chips in my front teeth fixed today, and now I'm up on my high horse and nobody can tell me anything 💅

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"Sleep when the baby sleeps" I try, but tell him to stop waking up just as I'm falling asleep

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@tiauna_white Ask me how much I miss being with a mommas boy..

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@tiauna_white

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Went to starbucks for a coffee and at the window the barista asks "you ordered decaf, right?"
Nope. That's sacrilege. Absolutely not. If I'm getting a coffee, gosh darn it I want coffee.

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Hate when vehicles park SO close to you and you just barely have enough room to put your car seat into the car. Why??

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Forever wondering why they took those music kiosk/cd sample station things out of stores. Those were the best part about shopping

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Eating a drumstick cake.
Emma: "Oh!"
Brennen: "Do you have a brain freeze? Does it hurt up here?"
Emma: "No, just my bum. I have a brain freeze in my bum."

🤦‍♀️

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Me, whenever a recipe says "fold"

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@cornski @willbear27

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Emma: Daddy
Brennen: What?
Emma: *smacks Brennen on the forehead with her spoon* CHICKEN BUTT

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@willbear27

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Noticed my first white hair today and I'm not sure how to feel??? Shocked, hurt, but kinda proud??