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♥︎♡︎♥︎♡︎♥︎did yesterday turn out exactly like today?♥︎♡︎♥︎♡♥︎︎𝕀’𝕄 ℕ𝕆 𝔾𝕆𝕆𝔻 // 𝕐𝕆𝕌’ℝ𝔼 ℕ𝕆 𝔹𝔼𝕋𝕋𝔼ℝ

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

My legs are worn from scissors and my lungs are burnt from smoke, can't eat, can't sleep, can't talk, can't think, can't even take a joke.

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

Parker Canon wrote small talk for me

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

to the cop who just watched me change my shirt at the ironwood and 23 light god bless you may all your donuts be warm

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

@hardesthue222 getting you a lighter leash for that mf for your birthday

[señorita awesome @user7643789327]

the assumption that a bi womans bf will be a bigoted cishet man comes from the stereotype that bi women are dumb whores who go for the first dick they see.

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

the funny thing about being fat is when you say anything about it and someone jumps down your throat to convince you that you aren’t like - I didn’t say I wasn’t hot, just not thin.

[Kerri @kerri_szn]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

@lobotomymommyy esnupi

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

@dame_mf STOP

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

@hardesthue222 stop why was your hand insane

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

@dame_mf them cheap ass cigarettes boy

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

I love my wife so bad

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

Me: do you have a secret you keep from me and me only

Dame: well you have that Polaroid of your tits in your room that I saw

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

tough talks

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

next time my dad is town someone remind me I am not drinking with that mf ANY more.

[Chadson @Chadson]

I really don’t think I should have to talk to HR about saying “the gun jammed” when asked why I got to work at 11 today.

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

the kid in riverdale getting into notre dame to play football is insane actually lmao

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

wow woke up with my boyfriend, went on a hike with my wife and baby, and now get to go make money #girlwhosgoingtobeokay

[ranch @RaychulAnnabel]

I have half a buzz ball and four hours to kill before work let’s go hike a trail folks