BREAKING NEWS
#PULSECHAIN WILL MAKE ME WEALTHY.
SO WEALTHY, THAT I MAY GET THIS MAN A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF HAIR PLUGS TO COVER UP THAT BIG OL FOREHEAD OF HIS.
SINCE IT IS CYBER MONDAY, I MAY BUY IT NOW AND GET A
"HEAD START"
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