wubbadubbadoob

[raina⁷🫀 @velvetybonez]

when the top is a pathetic yearner and the bottom is mean and bratty

[☥ sussex @22sussex]

“why should i as a white person apologize for something my ancestors did??”
“ALL muslims have a fault in 9/11 yes every single one should kneel down and apologize!”

same crowd^

[stasha @stelawasadiver]

why do women even have sex with men honestly

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

You spent 9/11 watching porn bro

[SⒶL (?/39) @b0nes0fsal]

"im a gay man"

society: Okay

"im a lesbian woman"

society: but if you were having a schizophrenic psychosis bipolar episode and you snorted coke then took magic mushrooms you could accidentally slip and fall on a guy's dick and like it therefore all lesbians are actually bi

[PUSHEEN FITNESS🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Pusheen_GoD]

No era un hetero cis quien mató a Kirk?

[۪ @sserendipyt]

as funny as the kirk memes are, the fact that we stopped hearing about his killer once we found out he was white speaks volumes. if he were black, we’d still be seeing his face everywhere. no black person would’ve been allowed to forget him. that’s painful to think about.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Remember those stories about male writers who stopped writing after their wives died, and we called it "losing their muse"? They didn't lose inspiration, they lost their uncredited co-writer.

[🌈𝐝𝐚𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐚 ࣪ ˖ 𖦹°⋆#sunnymeowltwt @skittlepawz]

why are we lying 😭😭😭 that would equate to every female on earth having 1000 abortions

[Stam Narsh is spooky 👻 @Rengiyuu_yume]

@hangehirai say someone say “reminder being queer is illegal in some places” as if johnlock omegaverse is solving that

[mr stupid @2juxtalock]

reading johnlock omegaverse outside a pub in london as god intended

[allophobic ᜃ᜔ᜌ᜔ cy 💤 @Cyre1ru_]

Johnlock...

[gasgas٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و @batgaszzzz]

work ed all day at uni, my hands shake, vision blurry, there’s a man in the corner, johnlock

[gasgas٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و @batgaszzzz]

whatever

[gasgas٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و @batgaszzzz]

this got somewhat viral and ppl are saying all diff ships like no,,,,guys it’s johnlock,,,john watson and sherlock holmes,,, the detective,,, guys,,,

[thylacine femme @hysclerical]

byler: i-i’m scared to be a queerbait ship!!🥺🥺
destiel: come to the land of the lost and lonely
klance: don’t be afraid we’ll be one big family
johnlock: of freaks like you and me ❤️

[rhae ( he/they ) ☆ ⊹ ࣪ @rhaelves]

children are adopted and her husband is a he/him butch. give me an A

[ducky @duckytrr]

shits not funny here neither

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

if a muslim politician said this they would be impeached and removed from office immediately