☂️.

ah say me cup runneth over.

[☂️. @Rayne_KB]

Memento mori

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I suddenly wake up and there’s still time left to sleep again:

[V @LunaDeNuit_]

A bookstore and a coffee shop together is basically my natural habitat.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Caribbean Coconut @Bullhea03351979]

I dont trust people who dont like Soca. Like why you dont like joy? Heavy side eye.

[priscilla (alt) @seashell_luvr]

I am well aware that there is no benefit for a woman to be as opinionated as I am, truly doing it for the love of the game.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Please READ. Poems, books, academic literature, subtitles on movies, pamphlets, recipes. Please please please, read something.

Even if it's the room, just READ.

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

Sweetie, have you tried putting on your headphones and dancing around the house about it?

[Adley Duncan @DuncanAdley]

The people yearn for affordable regional travel

[Kay🩷💜💙 @agiftfromhildy]

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Let me regulate my nervous system and i’ll get back to u

[TSHIAMO💋 @tshianki]

Unfortunately I believe in permanent fallouts. May we never cross paths again

[WhodatJoey 🧙🏻‍♂️ @WhodatJoey]

Me parking a mile away cause I don’t know how to parallel park

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels trying not to tell someone what i’ve bought them as a present

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Neurodivergents will see a text and think, “I’ll reply when I have the energy,” and before you know it, three weeks have passed, and now you have to live with the guilt of being a terrible friend.

[Gossh Mon🇯🇲 @Gossh_mon]

“Suh yuh good doe” - A conversation concluder

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of reading time without any responsibilities