Rayymaaoceros 🦖

' You'll learn to love how to dream 💫

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Be kind to one another even when it's not requested

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I am the only psychopath that's taking scorching hot showers in this 37 degree UK weather 🤷🏻‍♀️😅

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Monday enters the chat.

Me: Rotating in bed like the kebab meat at my local takeaway and hoping productivity finds me.

🌯😭👍🏽

#happymonday

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The men on Love Island all look like they’ve been through airport security and facial hair was confiscated lol

#LoveIslandUK

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"Stop earth, I wanna get off"
- Pete Wicks.

I don’t think I’ve ever related to something more 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I guess everyone just collectively had a really crappy year

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Oh lovely. The price for a Spotify subscription is going up once again 😒

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Thanks for listening to my TED talk

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Constitutional law has a special way of making my brain feel like mashed potatoes

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I’ve read so much about separation of powers I’m about to separate myself from this degree

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If someone crunches near me right now, I’ll file a noise complaint - just shut uppppp and feed me! Now! 😭

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Hearing the eulogies for Judge Frank Caprio today was deeply touching and heartbreaking. The world has lost a man of great compassion and kindness. RIP Judge💔😢

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My stomach is thunder storming 🥲

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If my life had a soundtrack right now, ‘Not Afraid’ by Eminem would be playing on loop

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Exactly one month until Barcelonaaaaa 🇪🇸🫢 A holiday’s definitely needed

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Oh hey, it’s Monday again 🥲😒

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There’s nothing more therapeutic taking a walk in nature, listening to some indie-folk 🥰

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My life atm is literally the next final destination movie.. stay tuned y’all 🤣🫢

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Roses are red, the postman is near,
That means a fine, a threat, or a licence to fear.
No gifts. No love. No glitter, or cheer.
Just letters of trauma, 4 times a year 💌💀🙄

[Rayymaaoceros 🦖 @Rayymaaa]

My favourite, most thrilling game I play daily is; playing Russian roulette with my phone charge… My laziness has officially peaked x