“Look at this bus transporting catfish. All the catfish have di€d inside the vehicle because of the gridlock.”💔🥲
—Passenger laments over the severe gridlock on the Agbor–Edo expressway, following the bad condition of the road.
‘We respect and value elders here.’
That’s why you don’t pay them pension or gratuities under they pass away fighting for it. No elder social care policy in whole of the nation. Just ‘ma and sir’.
E ma lo wa ibi joko si.
Nigerians are quite loud about the concept of ‘respect’ but I do not think we are largely a respectful people.
What we even call respect is just Plutolatory: obsessive admiration, devotion, or literal worship of money and the people who hold it,
And of course authoritarianism.
If you a lame couple stop going on these boat tours because the bitches is throwing ass and you and your man just sitting there being modest and shit you gotta throw ass back bookie!
“Lame” because they’re enjoying the boat tour in a different form. Associating shaking ass, as the only way to have a good time is becoming a huge problem!
I’m not one to shake ass & I’ll be having the time of my life. & if shaking ass is another person’s or couple’s vibe IDC!
people who looove the summer do not live where it’s 100+ degrees with 100% humidity for months on end lol. like you simply cannot love this. I’m sorry but there’s no way.