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[Razor @Razor71088968]

@SW_Help Thank you

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@SW_Help hi, are there trains from Hampton court to London Waterloo around 7am tomorrow morning? (I.e no bus replacement or part journeys)thanks!

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#SouthWesternRailway hi, are there trains from Hampton court to Waterloo tomorrow morning at around 7am?

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@RMTunion Less staff, less distribution from staff not being available...get rid of them all. This is 2018 not 1818.currently delayed by “missing staff members”

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Hey, how do I turn on subtitles?#NowTV

[ReginaK⁷ @RegKalifa]

He talkin bout slaves in front of THE colonizers. Lord Jesus #RoyalWedding

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I managed to get through. Thank you!

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@Halfords_uk is the Hounslow branch open? Been trying all day to get through about an order and no one answers the phone?

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@SW_Help

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@SW_Help I find the service runs better during strikes periods

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@SW_Help What’s trespassers name and when is their court date?

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

thanks to non-chronological timelines i no longer experience my life in chronological order. i woke up this afternoon, then went to bed, woke up again, ate dinner, then 2 eggs, now its nighttime and im just starting to work on what was due earlier today. its the algorithm’s fault

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

This one always makes me smile: 'bags of mystery' - Victorian slang for sausages, because no one but the maker ever knows what's in them.

[Razor @Razor71088968]

@calvin657 @RachelRileyRR @derekjhartley Yes

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

I love in films like 300 where the main guy will say something like “get some sleep, for tomorrow we battle to death”, and everyone just goes into deep sleep, in some wet grass, fully clothed. I can’t get to sleep in a warm bed if I have a 10am conference call about content.

[SWR Help @SW_Help]

If you’re travelling on one of our services and have been delayed by 15 minutes or longer, you may entitled to claim compensation under our Delay Repay scheme, https://t.co/u9dx5QOZDs

[Razor @Razor71088968]

@SpaceX Zuma? As in Jacob??

[OJ - PlayerEssence @PlayerEssence]

Go back to Japan, find that dead man's family you jokingly displayed to 6 million+ people and attend his funeral + apologize to the family. https://t.co/6cBq6nDskR

[Mock The Week @MockTheWeek]

@nyreecollinsx We know nothing about politics either

[ROSIE @Rosie]

god bless them whoever they are https://t.co/8yj2R9a3RU