If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).
"Your wife is not your best friend. Your dog is. Lock the two in the back of a trunk, come back two hours later and see which one is happy to see you". Coach Lou Holtz
RIP Coach Holtz. The best motivational speaker I've listened to
A Washington fan to Ohio State fans on the elevator:
“I know I’m supposed to hate you today, but I just want to say thank you for what you did to Oregon in the Rose Bowl last year”