Razor X

[Razor X @RazorX_Slashr]

@ripper7111 Depend on the cat. Some cats will come running back for more. Cat is completely fine either way, had a soft landing

[Razor X @RazorX_Slashr]

@eodorelasso @Ajibolaakeem01 @Peterisrandom He wasn't asking for a sacrifice back. She didn't even show the slightest smidge of appreciation. That's what stings the most

[Razor X @RazorX_Slashr]

@zeviverse Incredibly ironic coming from furry loli lookin ahh pfp himself. Projection at its finest

[さらさら @sarasara_aiart]

長押しで変化？ 𓂃𓈒໒꒱ 𓏸*˚

[白 @ha9siro]

長押しで変化🪽

[Besky | Project Reforged @BlindRedDog]

Black Knight Recompiled is coming along nicely and here’s the PC port! Still WIP, but everything works now. Next up: QoL. Besides native PC settings, what features would you like? I’ll try adding them to both Recompiled and Reforged, like using any character in any level :)

[Razor X @RazorX_Slashr]

Sign me up, I'll start tomorrow

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Can you stay inside your house for 7 straight days if someone paid you $700,000 ??

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[Razor X @RazorX_Slashr]

@Seraphinaf5 71. He came into the room with 100 already in it. 101. 40 leave, that's 61. 10 enter, that's 71

[Razor X @RazorX_Slashr]

@reddit_lies L take. Last thing I wanna do is give location to ANOTHER 3rd party service that could easily be compromised. If ya not at a point where you can trust each other's word of mouth when you go somewhere, just as a base level common courtesy, then there's an entirely different issue.

[KumaPauZ @KumaPauZ]

After over 5 years of development, Project Reignition's story is finally coming to a close. Here's the level preview for Night Palace, the final stage of the game!
https://t.co/jCt98Hft45

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

My favourite firework video on the internet is this one, where 45 minutes worth of fireworks are accidentally detonated all at once on July 4th 2012 in San Diego. I had tears in my eyes, sobbing the first time I saw this. The sound is magnificent. It's the end of days.

[Razor X @RazorX_Slashr]

@venom1s @girlyy_speaks Tf you givin this bot attention for lmfao

[Razor X @RazorX_Slashr]

You would think the solution is literally looking you dead in the face. It could sit there tattooing dicks on his dick and he still wouldn't grasp it

[Pixar @Pixar]

20 years ago today, a stop in Radiator Springs showed us that the journey matters as much as the finish line. 🏁

Cars Races Back into Theaters September
#Cars20

[ShawnZee @GAMEVILLE8]

Idc what anyone says this is one of the greatest movies ever made

[Peyton @TowryPeyton]

Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest pit stop of all time

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

20 years ago today, ‘CARS’ released in theaters.