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[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not go broke trying to play husband at a young age.

[Mod @CFCMods]

I’m never ever deleting this app 😭

[Blue_boy @BlueboyNk]

They had no idea of what they will be achieving together

[Younes H-Hamou @youneshhamou_]

Please for the love of all that is holy, @ManCity I need you to win the league…

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

you smell good is a 10/10 compliment

[david @ldavid2k]

I hate watching a 10/10 show and having no one to talk about it with.

[Nivas @Thrigananadoota]

Being alone is better than being someone’s second choice.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

All Facts.

[gomi @parveen__tyagi]

life’s starting to look like a solo mission ngl

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Go ghost. Stack money. Hit the gym. Build income streams. Then, find a peaceful partner and build a family together. Dear son, Be a man who is obsessed with fitness, finance, and family. Nothing else.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Punch in a few years…

[Ellis🥋 @elIisburner]

Enzo Fernandez never gave up on Reece James, proper chels

[Santos @Santoss_CFC]

Estevao plays for my football club

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

Chelsea convince Milan, a club that hasn't spent more than £32.4m on a player since signing Rafa Leao in 2019...

To sign Christopher Nkunku, a member of their "bomb squad" who has only ever started 11 Premier League games for them... for £36.2m with a sell on clause.

Meanwhile...

Manchester United are set to sell one of their most promising academy graduates in YEARS, who has made nearly 150 appearances for the club, contributing nearly 50 goals and assists... to a rival.... for £35m.

And that my friends is why Chelsea are in the position they are in, and why Man United are in the position they are in.

[Words @wordstionary]

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