Ryan Ormerod

Sales Account Manager for Hippo Motor Group!!! UTC!!

[Ryan Ormerod @Razormerod]

@JoeTomRed 100%

[Ryan Ormerod @Razormerod]

@footballfights Chicken swingers

[B@cUp M@D™ @BacupMad]

#twitterclarets
#BurnleyFC
#ashleyBarnes
Post match chat with the main man!!

#zianflemming

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

We are pleased to confirm that Ashley Barnes has rejoined the club on a deal until the end of the season.

Welcome back, Barnsey 🤝

[TurfCast - Burnley FC Fan Channel @TurfCastPodcast]

🤔 What's your favourite Boxing Day football memory?

We'll start:

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Make this make sense! Some proper Two-Tiered Noncing going on here!

Another WIN for the state funded pedo factory the BBC, Huw Edwards GOT A SUSPENDED sentence, NO JAIL TIME!

The other day A 67-year-old man has been jailed forfor 20 months chanting "you're not English any more” at the police.

Make that make sense!

#huwedwards #suspended #bbc #defundthebbc

[Ryan Ormerod @Razormerod]

@JoeTomRed Belter

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

A boyhood fan making his Clarets debut 💜

What dreams are made of 🙌

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

An incredible video. 🥹

Players from the Swedish club Kalmar AIK FK have shaved their hair in support of the club captain Markus Herman, who is suffering from cancer.

Hope he gets well soon! 💙

[The Killers @thekillers]

Tonight we played for England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿!

[Ryan Ormerod @Razormerod]

@FootyAccums TERRY FUCKING BULL

[Stuart (not) William @stu_will_i_am]

I've got a funny feeling he ain't going to the match tonight 🤔😂🤣

[Ryan Ormerod @Razormerod]

@AstridWett Fake as fuck video

[Ryan Ormerod @Razormerod]

@JoeTomRed Absolute bonkers

[Ryan Ormerod @Razormerod]

@AD48828231 @Ali_E82

[Patrick Bateman @paddythebifold]

Spare aintree ticket queen mother roof @AintreeRaces

[Ryan Ormerod @Razormerod]

@MatttLoake @BetMGMUK @racingblogger @paddypower @FinnDogBGP I’ve won today on a Cheltenham with one of my free £10 bets. It landed and withdrew the money was only £130 but it’s gone straight into my account within minutes. Heard a few people slagging these guys off. Good luck with getting your money 🤞

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Can’t help but smile when I think of you all…

#undefeated

👑

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Ryan Ormerod @Razormerod]

@Joey7Barton U been hacked pal?