RazzleRyan

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[chuddy @chuddyspam]

Disconnecting your friend who fell asleep on vc feels like tucking them in bed and kissing them goodnight on the forehead

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

oh yeah that's my chekhov's gun. don't worry about it.

[chody @chodypatrick]

oh shit I totally forgot it’s bring your open mouth wet cough to the coffee shop day

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Hey this is my homie who makes sure the dentist doesn’t touch me gay style when I’m knocked out by the gas and my other homie who watches him for the same reason

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

ok it’s confirmed my new born nephew hates smelling salts 🤣🤣🤣

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

I’ve killed 13 aliens in the past month and they all looked exactly like regular human beings

[💚✂️Marie✂️💚 🔻cr: Boruto @riyover]

Asshole ate 2 breads and called it quits they should of beat his ass

[RazzleRyan @RazzleRyan08]

@DiscussingFilm “Other Mother” was right there

[primordial soup kitchen @fernbirg]

Here Bond, a cyanide pill disguised as a mint. You can use it to kill yourself in a pinch. And this Bond, is your watch. It’s fitted with a detonator to kill yourself if necessary. And of course your gun, the Walther PPK. Only one bullet though so save it for if you’re captured.

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

my dentist told me she's gonna give me straight teeth 👀👀👀

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Now with fnaf 2 sfx

[RazzleRyan @RazzleRyan08]

@Bobbery66675174 @DiscussingFilm Because he wasn’t blind. He had poor sight, but he still had some.

[skooks @skooookum]

Time to DoorDash a Gatorade #NoTip

[Ghost Dismals @dismalsx]

My pov on BO2 Tranzit after forgetting to get off at power

[Torrhen Manderly Stan Account 🧜‍♂️🧜‍♂️🧜‍♂️ @LeninRegimer8]

Average Trump assassin: oh jeez golly my dang scope isn't sighted correctly! Gosh, guess I have to just miss now, what can you do? *Looney Tunes laugh track*

Tyler Robinson:

[FLONCHCORE @flonchcore]

When Mario Kart World came out, me and my buddies did this thing where whoever won got to be Sultan Wario and the other 3 had to be his harem of all Persian Daisys

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

there’s a youtube video of me when i was 10 years old rapping and i say my full name, address, and phone number, and then proceed to rhyme my last name with hitler

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars