Ryan Smith

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

@arielwinter1 getting implants are one thing.. But getting super implants at 18 are ridiculous..

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

@KISS107 Sometimes I wonder what you guys really talk about on commercial breaks lol

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

@katyperry what would it ever take to get a chance to meet you in person, I have the best date ever #nonceleb #onechance

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

Advice,how about dating one of us noncelebs who will actually value what you're really worth than some hothead celeb who doesn't @katyperry

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

Can you say gorgeous in the sun? Guess who's kicking it outside with the fam all day? http://t.co/BIo38cy5ns

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

@WRIGHT_CRUSHES lol oh geesh

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

@deadmau5 for those of us who serve is a great privilege, it'll be a long time until we can fix our own problems here

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

@deadmau5 any chances of coming to Ohio for a show?! Can't wait any longer!

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

I think I just fell in love, wait probably not she was a pigment of my imagination

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

#drpeppertuition @drpepper

[Words @wordstionary]

Lil Wayne couldn't breathe, guess he was a lil weezy.

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

Hearing my grandmother ask "what's next" after walking into the bathroom kills me every time #smh

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

@CelesteHuff lol I just now seen this. misssss youuu roomie!

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

Gotta love living in my apt, might as well be talking to a rock sometimes

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

Guest rule #1: if you're the first person up in a household and you're the guest (for too many days)..leave it that way.

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

Sucks to suck, someone has it coming..

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

"I wasn't that drunk" Dude you threw a sock at a midget and screamed "Dobby be free!"

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

I legit think I'm cursed, whatever female it was.. I hate you

[Ryan Smith @Razzleryan]

I think my boss is out to get one.. Funny how she never works on the nice days but I do. Hmm..

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

I hate when a spider just sits there on you wall like it pays rent.