Allosaurus

Giving up is like latin, it's dead

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

Chipotle: Buy One Get One Free: https://t.co/3qm9NZ6z1x #likeacoupon

[Melissa Berman @Melissa_Berman]

The Minnesota goodbye:
Say goodbye in kitchen
Say goodbye/hug at door
Get walked to car, say bye, hug again
Roll down window, chat
Wave

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

@DMJraider haha actually though. Ive got a vision test on Thursday then I can finally send it back to mn.

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

@DMJraider you getting that out of state?

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

I'm gonna sign 2 more artist/ producers then I'm gonna accept a President Position at a major Label it's time

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

Never thought I'd see someone actually cheat with their phone on a test

[Toria McKenzie @Torcat3]

wind chill…. more like wind has no chill

[Melissa Berman @Melissa_Berman]

"I guess and check my life" @The_Leopet

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

@penncycle @CycleOps Farley don't care

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

How can my professor have office hours from 9:30-11:30 pm. That's some shit.

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

When the temp outside says 34, but you reload it and it's actually 32.. #realworld

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

"Homework before bro's before hoes"

[Penn Cycle @penncycle]

Kenny Belaey successfully rides a slackline over a 112m drop in the French Alps. #mustsee #balance #bikeskills #mtb https://t.co/HfkPwCRUlO

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

Two tests...but also new skis tomorrow

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

good thing I washed my car before it rained all week

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

@CenturyLink gonna call early this morning..cause I like to get good and fucked before I make breakfast.

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

@nolanderthal #blacklivesmatter

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

@nolanderthal WHAT

[Allosaurus @Razzlesmooch]

Emu oil saves lives #YeezusSaves

[rachwebz @rayraywebz]

I just can't fuck with whole wheat pasta