Ryan Thomas

Novelist, Translator, Ninja - clear and concise may not be street, but it's how I roll, motherfucker. LAX transplant to Scotland

[Ryan Thomas @RdThomasLA]

The older you get, the more you realize good food followed by a bath, book, and wine can be better than even the best of sex...

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

He’s really doubling down on the crazy uncle vibe this evening.

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

[joshstrap @joshstrap13]

transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If you’re a “senior Democrat” that feels this way, you should absolutely retire and make space for true leadership that refuses to resign themselves to fascism.

This kind of leadership is functionally useless to the American people. Retire.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

A fair summary of the life cycle of the far right in western politics.

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

Influencers in Dubai right now.

[Ryan Thomas @RdThomasLA]

@jazzworth That sounds fireeeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Ryan Thomas @RdThomasLA]

Not that dishoom isn’t delicious buuut…

[Ryan Thomas @RdThomasLA]

PLEASE let this most recent META outage mean governments are gonna break up some tech companies 😍🤣

[Ryan Thomas @RdThomasLA]

Another 5 lbs down, 10 lbs lost since Christmas.

May actually reach that six pack by summer!!!

[Ryan Thomas @RdThomasLA]

@samueljenkinson Gurl SAME 🤣🤣🤣 2012 me was a BABY and a MESS

[Ryan Thomas @RdThomasLA]

❤️❤️❤️ very proud, excited to see what my very talented friend does 🎉🎊🍾

[Justin Sevakis @worldofcrap]

A more formal thanks and statement of values from the MediaOCD team on this most momentous of occasions.

[Ryan Thomas @RdThomasLA]

Am I mostly rooting for the 49ers because nick bosa is pretty?

No, never. 😅😅😅

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

This is blatant Islamophobia, @WSJ.

[Ryan Thomas @RdThomasLA]

Every CEO in 2024 hearing their employees can’t afford food or housing while taking bonuses