Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs

⠀⠀⠀「 ᴅɪᴍᴇɴsɪᴏɴ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇʀ, ᴅᴇᴀᴅɪᴛᴇ sʟᴀʏᴇʀ, s-ᴍᴀʀᴛ ᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴇ 」

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

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-ˋ [ 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖢𝗁𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗇 𝖮𝗇𝖾 ] —

❝𝖦𝗈𝗈𝖽. 𝖡𝖺𝖽. 𝖨'𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗒 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗇.❞
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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝖠𝗌𝗁𝗅𝖾𝗒 𝖩. 𝖶𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗌

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[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

Let me say it again. Alcohol is alcohol.

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

Alcohol is Alcohol.

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

that shits dry as fuck.

drink the wine too.

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

[] here to say: Evil Dead Rise was pretty good 🤙

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

Remember: God chose this man to save humanity.

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

Everyone else who fights deadites: absolute horror and torment

Ash who fights deadites:

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

Sexy bitch.

Small brain, big dick.

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

'𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒕 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉!'

🅐🅢🅗🅨 🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨
- That puppet bastard from Ash Vs Evil Dead
- Far too powerful and horny for his own good
- Mostly crack and horror writing
- No NSFW, Minors DNI - swearing and suggestive talk abound

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

Casually cuts up a deadite with his chainsaw hand.

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

@AFAREWELLT0ARMS [] like mantiss'si

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

@AFAREWELLT0ARMS [] like in a sexy way or a cannibal way?

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

I mean...a little. Seeing as I watched you dissolve into a puddle.

[𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑙 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑠 ﾟ✧ @CABINARTIST]

Do i look like a zombie?

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

Hell yeah, baby. Let's do this.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * cruel world . @VANDERLlES]

. . it’s a yes .

[✘✘ 𝙂𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙩 𝙆𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙠𝙞 ⸻ @BURNOUTBUTCHER]

»»————-　★　————-««

https://t.co/LHjA0oNO7n

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

it's a coping mechanism.

so is that a yes?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * cruel world . @VANDERLlES]

. . why are you all so perverse .

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

See! So how am I not normal when you're like a zombie girl?

[𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑙 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑠 ﾟ✧ @CABINARTIST]

I’m supposed to be but I’m not!

[Asʜ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ReIuctantSavior]

And then what? Choke me with your thighs?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * cruel world . @VANDERLlES]

I’m going to flip you upside down .

[KHALID @EURYHARPER]

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