Il Re de lo Mal XXXIX

I tried to start a revolution but didn't print enough pamphlets, so hardly anyone turned up. Except for argus and his ex, who hates me.

[Il Re de lo Mal XXXIX @ReXxxix]

@NoContextHumans if you do A you're gonna have to eat more than half the cereal soaked, devoid of texture and ultimately not that different from a porridge, and if you do not wish for that to happen you'd have to eat in multiple batches, which means you're gonna go for B anyways.

Just use B.

[Il Re de lo Mal XXXIX @ReXxxix]

@NoContextHumans people posting this are the same that cry in the shower right after because "they're so lonley", if only some people were trying to approach them

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@HumansNoContext probably the first song i have ever learned, Grace Kally by Mika

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@VadaPav45_ absolutely

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@MadmusclesPlans how the fuck am i supposed to fond the courage to hug those animals without booze?

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@hourly_shitpost call a bondulance

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@PostsOfCats my granny's warlord cat is probably one of the fluffiest i've ever touched

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@VoiceQuills Imagine having to choose between kinder eggs and kinder joy

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@PicturesFoIder That's the perfect place for a crafting table

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@MrAreku God damnit not again

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@stonersvilla The bed time joint hits pretty hard after your shift, waking and baking is also really nice but it usually leaves you hang over for the rest of the day which makes you probably waste it all either smoking or feeling too tired to do anything.

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@RayJohnChurch1 @ShitpostGate Wouldn't being 59 make you also too old to bait people on twitter like an edgy teenager?

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@fopminui @PicturesFoIder A bullet trough the head is free

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@mixelscraft64 @nocontextmemes This is actually a really good remedy to kill annoying boners

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@Based_Frog @lporiginalg Motherfukin Tenebre Rosso Sangue from ULTRAKILL

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@onlineinsane Unstoppable BTW

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It's funny how in italy they're gonna take away your driver's license if you smoked a joint a week prior to "increase road safety" while Italian roads look straight out of Fallout due to gross negligence

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@CuteAdorableCat @HumansNoContext I was actually baffled by how well this tick tock hack worked, being a candy connoisseur myself

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@CNviolations I guess i'm the one who attacks

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@trad_west_ Every single new church that gets built has a brutalist style, which i do not mind but i don't think it comes anywhere near close the vibes old cathedrals give