Blueryx

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

[Blueryx @Re_Dead]

GIVE COLBY HIS JAW BACK #UFC245

[UENO ALBIRROJA LIONS @Olimpia_Lions]

@PepiTorres17 Tiren la calculadora a la loma del orto, hoy se gana o que no vuelvan al país y USA les deporte a Irán

[𝐉𝐃 @JuannDis]

Lo de Paraguay en este Mundial es realmente un espanto. Ojalá pase, porque quiero la mayor cantidad de equipos sudamericanos en 16avos, pero es muy muy flojo a nivel futbolístico.

[b @wwxwashere]

world cup group stage is so funny, people going: MY TEAM CAN STILL WIN 🤩 if 4 of the following 7 conditions are met: australia or paraguay must sneeze 3 times, all spain players shit their pants, uzbekistan rolls a nat 20, every country types F in chat,

[PES Out of Context @NoContextPES]

✅✅✅

[Lihuel @lihuelita]

Chicas, el amor no se encuentra, se construye con alguien que te gusta, te calienta y te hace reír.
No hay más secreto.

[çelikzın @celikbutbroken]

KDKSKFSKKFDKDKSKFKSKFKSKFMSKF

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Paraguay v Australia is the World Cup’s only group-stage match between a country with no coastline and a country with no land borders.

Paraguay is landlocked in the middle of South America. Australia is surrounded by ocean.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[Iman | ايمان @nana_alaouie]

Watching the Germans lose is a privilege thank you for your service Ecuador

[Elmer @Mirko1122011]

Yo el 18/12/22 desde que abrí un ojo a la mañana: AAAAAAHH no me hablees hijdpuuu Ahhhhhg me voy a moriiiiiir

Messi un minuto antes de entrar a la cancha: Decham, cómo tas? Memelé, todo bien? Qué hacé, Embapé? Bien? Yo? Petacular

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

Tengo que ver un partido arbitrado por una mujer y narrado por una mujer.

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

POV: You’re a blonde woman in Paris and you accidentally pass through the wrong neighbourhood

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Pierdes contra Costa de Marfil, no le metes gol a Curazao, pero le ganas a Alemania???? 😭😭😭

[Jim Halpert Argento @sapillopillo]

DONDE ESTÁ ESTE CHAD?

[grace @gracefishlove]

Just started dating a worm in order to avoid all that hypothetical drama

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

That urge to start applying for new jobs the moment your boss pisses you off is crazy 😭

[Bhudda_Marv 🇿🇦 @AfricanMarvin]

The company I work for just promoted our cleaning lady to receptionist. 😭❤️😭❤️

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

My god this is good

[🫧Gracie Lou Freebush🫧 @LittleZeppelin]

Spoiler alert: es la misma.